[The teacher asked to bring meat plants, and cute children brought a piece of meat] Spring is here, a kindergarten teacher in Suzhou asked the children to bring some plants, which can be placed in the corner of the plant for everyone

Yin Yuen, a girl who hates all beautiful pictures.

Can it be more tactful! Having said that, I am so beautiful, fairies don’t need beauty!

Get back to the topic, remembering the child who haired fish last time -

[The teacher asked to bring meat plants, and cute children brought a piece of meat] Spring is here, a kindergarten teacher in Suzhou asked the children to bring some plants, which can be placed in the corner of the plant for everyone to appreciate and observe, and it is also possible to call "meat" plants. But there is a child who may not have heard clearly that the teacher asked him to lead the "... "

" Teacher, this pig, yesterday, I was going to bring the plant from the school, and then I brought its meat. "

Please listen to it: tomorrow, bring some Cactus family, Apricot family, Euphorbaceae, Sedum family , Afu Floral family, and Praline family , Draculae family, Praline family , Draculae family, Praslane family , Huihuan family, Portuguese family The Grape Family, Hyacinaceae, Oxalis family, Urticaceae , Aralis family, Lamiaceae , Chicory family, Lamiaceae , Pepperaceae, Corianaceae, Hippocampus dentistry, Viagra jasmine , Spideraceae, Gindigenous Ginseng family, Lysanthes family... and other plants come...

If these two are in class together, there are fish and meat, just a dish, so you can introduce it to me.

The overbearing courier fell in love with me -

[A ​​woman bought a trolley case for 400 yuan, and the courier thought she was spending money to return the goods for the buyer] Ms. Su's sister instantly sold two trolley cases for her online, but she gave her two boarding passes. The courier said there was no stock. Ms. Su refused to accept the complaint. Customer Service: In stock, it has been delivered to the site, and the order is in return status. The courier admitted that he returned the goods privately because he thought Ms. Su spent a lot of money.

Let me tell you a story: Xiao Ming 's grandfather lived in his eighties.

Courier: This prodigal girl, I'm not helping you to save you once or twice

Where can I find such a courier? I feel like the female colleagues in the office need one.

Have you ever considered the feelings of a child? ——

[Thai baby covers 400,000 yuan in cash] A newly born child in Thailand, his rich aunt sent 2 million baht (about 400,000 yuan) of cash as a birth gift. And cover the banknotes as quilts on the baby. It aroused netizens' complaints: Have you ever considered the feelings of a child? According to doctors, newborn babies have very low physical resistance, which is equivalent to letting children sleep in a pile of bacteria.

Use cash as a quilt, which is equivalent to using a layer of bacteria as a quilt...so unique...

How bad is this to crush the child? Press me, I resist the pressure

Wine to make cowards brave, and I am still timid after drinking-

[A ​​man kicked 11 cars in a row after drinking, and later argued that he had lost his memory but avoided luxury cars] A few days ago, after drinking a pound of white wine, Xu wanted to vent his anger and kicked 11 cars in a row, and the doors of 8 cars were kicked and deformed. The damaged car owner went downstairs to stop him and was injured. Facing the police inquiry, Xu first argued that he had lost his memory after drinking, and admitted to Xu's kicking the car, but he did not dare to "take a black foot" on the luxury car parked together because he was afraid of high claims.

He said he was not drunk~ but he staggered and kicked the team

No wonder my Lamborghini didn't spend it; the ones next to me

When I was angry, I picked up my phone, paused and put it down, and replaced it with a ballpoint pen and threw it hard on the ground! ! !

Special dish -

[I ordered a special " mine dish " for dinner and it turned out to be really fried] A Chongqing woman ordered a special "mine dish" by the store recommending it. This is a gimmick made by the restaurant: the customer ignites the lead above the "mine". After the lead is burned out, the "mine" suddenly cracks, revealing the dishes below. But unexpectedly, after being brought to light it, fragments and soup splashed everywhere, burning the woman's face. This dish is considered "fried".

Brigade Commander, look at my thunder... I can eat it and fried it.Brigade Commander, I have also developed various delicious thunders such as winter melon, pork ribs, chicken stewed mushroom thunder, green vegetables and tofu thunder, etc. ~

Wife cakes do not necessarily have a wife, and husband and wife lung slices do not necessarily have a husband and wife's lung slices, but mine vegetables will definitely be fried, do you understand?

Boss: I have given up, a gentleman’s word is as good as hell. Since it is a landmine, of course I have to blow it up, so it is necessary to build a brand.

Marry the right groom and go to the wrong bed -

[A ​​man slept with the bride as his best man. The court said it was morally unethical but not raped] A man surnamed Ruan from Guangxi was the best man for his good brother. He stayed at the groom's house for the night of the wedding. However, after the bride got up in the middle of the night, he came to Ruan's room in a daze, climbed onto the bed and teased him, and finally the two had sex. The next day, the bride called the police for rape, but the court found Ruan not guilty, saying it was just a violation of morality.

This is a very diligent couple who are doing business even on their wedding night, so that immortals can jump into this ancient industry and don’t break it in their generation.

This is why the master bedroom must have its own bathroom.

What else is it? "Yes, facing the woman who took the initiative to send it up, how many men can control it. It is natural for Mr. Ruan to do such a thing. Who told Ms. Huang to go to the wrong room in her home? If you blame this, you can't blame Mr. Ruan all." The person who wrote this is too calm. Now the eliminated screenwriters have changed their careers in reporters? ? ?

Lonely Planet's annual spokesperson (horse) -

In Komatipoort, South Africa, there was a strange scene taken by Louw Pretorius. An hippo was lonely and lying on the wall of the dam, watching the cars coming and going below... After the photo was released, many people said it was like PS. Later, local netizens posted photos from different angles to prove that this hippo often came here alone to see the scenery...

There are many literary works inspired by this hippo, describing the lonely living state of contemporary people. For example:

Hippo, hippo, don’t fall asleep - Song Dongye "Hippo"

You stand on the dam and look at the scenery, and people look at you under the dam. ——Bian Zhilin " out of context "

Hippo: What's the use of waking up from a 5,000 cubic bed every day? Not alone yet...

"If the sea can take away my ugly face, it's like taking away every river"

I feel that there are several people who are in need -

The state-owned home of the island is called Family Romance's magic company provides various strange "agents", "pretending" and "rental" services, from pretending to be a boyfriend, to renting best friends, from taking photos with you to pretending to be happy, to kneeling down and apologizing for you, there is only unexpected thing, but no way to do it...

I thought it was miserable to eat hot pot alone, and I even spent money to hire someone to come. I'm having hot pot with myself, this is even worse. I lost

, which is very useful... During the parent-teacher meeting... when holding a special session... when opening external contacts (may not pay back...)

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[I want to go to the wall]

If possible, which drama do you most hope for the original cast of the drama to come out?

Agree! love and peace!

Rural love has been photographed 9.

I was in elementary school at that time.

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The main creators are still there, and it is not impossible to have a ten-minute reunion! Be optimistic!

[Today's Topic]

Tell me, you can leave a message to make friends with your songs recently.

Boss Huang's new song "shape of you" sounds nice! Listen to the prelude, shaking your legs until you can't stop! Really brainwashed! I've learned it! I won't perform here anymore! (Bow

[Brainwashing recommendation]

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Daily Chicken Soup -

"lazy" is not bad, the premise is that you can accept that you can do nothing. We are lazy, but our spirits are blocked everywhere.The easiest thing to judge is how "hard" a thing is, and the most relaxed thing is the moment when you announce your giving up. Negative energy is like falling from the sky, and I have no reason to become a person who can't help myself.

Are you still happy on Monday? See you tomorrow!