In the past few days, do you think class reunions are just simple "reminiscing the past"?
doesn’t want to talk about you, it’s too naive!
You imagined class reunion
Realistic class reunion
Do you still understand it when you see this?
Today's class reunion
What gathers is not the friendship of the past
but... who! most! have! money!
The editor definitely did not tease you
Such sincere WeChat
will definitely not suffer any loss after reading it!
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Before the party, both male and female classmates put in full force and prepared their brightest outfits, hoping to win the audience instantly. If you really don’t have the strength, you have to borrow it back!
On the day of the party, he didn't say it, but secretly compared it: Whoever is doing well will be shabby and down. The contest between female classmates is even more turbulent: Whose husband is rich, who is smart, who has face at work...
can't win the appearance and figure, but it's better than the house, money, and car...
In short, one sentence: can't lose!
The inconspicuous classmates in the class back then are now doing well. Why don’t you seize this opportunity and be proud in front of everyone? Especially in front of those whom I had crushed in those years...
If the class beauty and class grass were not as good as me now, I would be very confident every minute, and I felt that I was standing at the peak of my life?
If you think that classmate will be a pure party
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If you want to counterattack
Become a male god or goddess in classmate
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The key is here!
The lowest-level practice of showing off wealth is not the style of us Guiyang people. Not only can you not get five points of praise for you, you may also be said by your classmates afterwards that "you can only pretend to be X". How to defeat the opponent with implicit and elegant meaning is the top priority! The editor has specially prepared a winning strategy for you, and I won't thank you for taking it away~
Male classmate guide
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Shoes
Shoes
Whether you wear it in a sporty, business style or casual style, there are three things that are very important: shoes, belts, and wallets. Never be too casual.
If it is sporty, wear at least Adidas, Nike, 361 degrees, Hongxing Erke and other shoes for normal wear. Don’t want to copy it! If you wear leather shoes, not to mention luxury brands, you should at least have a pair of leisurely walkers.
Whether it is sports shoes or leather shoes, you must take care of them cleanly. Do not be covered with mud, as no matter how bright the upper body is, it will be discounted.
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Belts, wallets
belts and wallets are all symbols of male taste. Try to avoid using bargains for these two items. Gucci, Ferragamo, and Hermes are too exaggerated, and real people are easily misunderstood as copycats. It was revealed inadvertently at the party, and it could be a few streets away from the golden li, and its temperament immediately changed.
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car key
Don’t think that you are a rich man when you drive an Audi A4. Maybe your classmate drives a Maserati. Without being sure, use the trick of "showing car keys" carefully.
Even if someone asks you, you must be more humble, so that your classmates can feel that you are not pretending to be X. If your answer is "You already have an E-sector at home, and I mentioned another 5 treasure a few days ago to facilitate my wife to buy groceries", it must be a negative score and a bad review!
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Hairstyle
Find a reliable barber to take care of your hairstyle before the party. Male students are not like girls, they can work hard on makeup, and a mental hairstyle has already added points. The premise is that you must suit your age and temperament, and don’t just cut a Shamatt hairstyle and appear.
If you insist on greasy, dandruffy hair appears in front of your classmates, the editor can only say: Just be happy.
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Talk
0 If you usually turn a blind eye to things outside the window, then you must make up for it a few days before the class reunion. Go online to read the news and learn about national affairs and popular events around you, so as not to find the topic during chatting, or say something wrong, and be laughed at by your classmates for being uneducated.
to make up for it. The other students were having a lot of chatting. You couldn’t even insert a word, so you could only lower your head to play with your phone. How awkward is that scene?
female classmates guide
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Makeup
0 female classmates have to compete with too many things. If you want to be the focus as soon as you appear, it is makeup. At this time, don’t say that you are the most beautiful without makeup. Get up early on the party and go out to find a cosmetics shop to put on your daily makeup.
Be careful not to make-up such as smoky, and false eyelashes can stop. That is going to a nightclub, not a classmate reunion. Heavy makeup makes you look too hard, and refreshing life makeup will be great with a suitable lipstick.
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bag
For female students, no matter whether they have money or not, they must show off their big-name bags in such an important occasion as a class reunion, otherwise what can they use to compete with the class beauty who crushed their appearance and figure back then? If you have LV and Chanel, of course it is best. If you don’t have any help, you can still recite MK and Coach. There is really no
, so don’t pay a PU bag of 100 yuan per Shixi Road, and firmly refuse to copy big brands! The bag should be at least exquisite, at least carry a counter brand. The scheming female classmates' eyes are poisonous.
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Jewelry, shoes
Jewelry has diamonds. If you don’t, don’t wear LOW jewelry such as rhinestones. Swarovski is a good choice, although it is artificial crystal, it is better than shiny. You don’t have to wear gold and silver all over. Only nouveau riche likes to wear a bunch of ring bracelets. You only need to embellish one or two exquisite jewelry.
shoes also pay attention to avoiding rhinestones (rhinestones mean very innocent) and various strange-shaped ornaments. Simplicity and generosity are the king.
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Dressing
play your strengths and avoid your weaknesses, show where you look good, but remember to show off your breasts. Female students who are "informed" can wear clothes that reflect the curve of their figure, which not only highlights their advantages but also does not fall into the ordinary. Women who are overexposed are not called sexy, and they are suspected of being flirting.
If you want to be the focus of the party, you will abandon those low-cut outfits and X-skirts. The real goddess is an elegant and indifferent daisy, not a wild and passionate wild flower.
Female classmates gathered together, and the topic was nothing more than children, husbands, and clothes, bags, cosmetics. Therefore, it is always right to know something about fashion and trends. No matter what aspects you talk about, you can answer the conversation. Just talking about housewives, it seems that you have no knowledge. You only talk about dressing up, but it is too superficial.
does not have any of its own thoughts and insights, so it is difficult to surpass all the fans. The editor can’t help you with this skill, so you can only rely on your daily accumulation. Come on!
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