Life advice: Never grab ice cream you haven’t seen before!
Otherwise, you may be like this "wronged" internet celebrity -
just bought a new flavor of ice cream to share with your boyfriend, but ended up being shocked to the point of shaking hands and crying because the price was too expensive. The next day,
also appeared on the hot search list of Douyin in the form of " A woman spent 160 yuan to buy ice cream and broke down crying when she got home ".
Some people will definitely think that spending 160 yuan to cry is too exaggerated, right? !
leak leak leak leak, no exaggeration at all.
Imagine that when you wander into a small supermarket, you casually pick up a mediocre ice cream from the freezer.
But the cashier just swiped away dozens or hundreds of dollars from you. How would you feel?
My heart was already cold before I even started eating it.
Yan Jiang had accidentally been taught a lesson by the price of ice cream before, and she is still sleeping under an overpass.
Hehe, you’re kidding~
But I really don’t know since when, ice cream has changed from a “daily food” that can be consumed without stress, to a “luxury product” that is almost unaffordable.
They are first of all beautiful -
Ordinary square or columnar ice cream can no longer satisfy the imagination of merchants.
They developed a variety of animal shapes ↓
animal claws ↓
fruit styles ↓
Later, there was also a blind box model ↓
allows you to experience the fun of opening a blind box for the price of an ice cream stick.
But these are not too complicated. When it comes to the "king of volumes", it must be cultural and creative ice cream .
Forbidden City Ridge Beast ;
Xi'an Terracotta Warriors;
Chengdu Tianfu Panda;
Is this ice cream? This is clearly a work of art!
Another aside, when you try cultural and creative ice cream, it is best not to lick it, otherwise...
You know.
In addition to cultural and creative series from various places, some brand merchants are also very smart and have caught up with the popularity of 3D ice cream..
distinct grains of waxy corn ↓
lively and interesting little cutie ↓
beautiful and dreamy mermaid lady↓
asked, with the color palette and level of sophistication, are you sure it’s not a figure?
The key is that rolling the shape is not enough. In order to surprise and attract attention, they also rolled up the creative matching.
Ingredients that you think cannot be compared with the cold and sweet ice cream, have been cleverly integrated into the ice cream body by the merchants.
The salty salted egg yolk has turned into double yolk egg ice cream with a wonderful taste;
The rustling pork floss and chopped green onions make up Northeastern iron pot stew ;
Rice grains, chopped green onions and carrots are transformed into Yangzhou fried rice ice cream;
The must-have sesame sauce when eating hot pot, oh my god, it is also added to the ice cream.
What, you ask me what it tastes like?
is one word, ecstasy!
Of course, if merchants only focus on the shape and taste of ice cream, the public foodies are still quite happy to experience the novelty der~
It is a pity that the price of 1 yuan or 3 yuan cannot satisfy the capitalists at all, and the emergence of Internet celebrity ice cream is also directly driven by it. price involution.
They may not necessarily be delicious or exquisite and beautiful, but their prices will definitely make you feel happy.
Nowadays, they also have a famous name - Ice Cream Assassin.
Look at it, it looks ugly, not even as big as the ordinary version of Northeast Big Board that costs 3 yuan each.
But the price of 19.9 will make you feel cold even before you start eating.
There is also this, obviously you can grab the 18 directly, but you still want to give me an ice cream!
You can obviously grab the 16.9 version, but you still want to give me a piece of wafer that exudes a retro and cheap atmosphere!
I avoided Zhong Xue Gao , avoided Menglong , and avoided all ice creams with expensive ingredients such as chocolate and thick milk.
looks like just a fruit-flavored popsicle, with a balance of -18;
is so small that it can be swallowed in two mouthfuls, with a balance of -14.8;
is hidden in the corner of the freezer in obscurity, with a balance of -9.9.
Yan Jiang still can’t figure it out. Palm-sized Oreo , with ice cream as the filling, how can it be sold for 18?
I originally bought ice cream to reduce my irritation, but after eating them, I became irritated for 3 days.
family members, I thought I had been killing fish at Walmart for ten years, but my heart was already as cold as a knife.
But when I heard the cashier Guoguo say it was 66, I cried.
I thought I had been sweeping leaves at Lingyin Temple for eight years, and my heart had already become as cold as the wind.
But when I knew that this small box cost 69, I couldn't help but laugh...
Yes, the sense of superiority of adults is really not worth mentioning in front of the ice cream assassin.
ago: 5 bucks? Bite your teeth and buy!
now: broken in teeth, sorry, I'll change it.
before: wc, 10 yuan, why don’t you grab Menglong?
Now: Menglong Menglong, how can I live without you!
I used to buy an ice cream and my wallet would cry.
Buy an ice cream now, my wallet and I will cry together.
Every word on the Ice Cream Assassin package seemed to be mercilessly mocking me, shouting at me: Poor guy, get out!
I thought that the packaging was simple, the size was small, and it was only worth 1 or 20 at most?
The result is rich in content, ice cream is like cut cake , two boxes will cost you 156!
Do you think it is an affordable and cost-effective simple refill?
But don’t blame me for not reminding you, as long as you see it in the freezer, please return it immediately! retreat! retreat!
Don’t ask why, ice cream is the thorn in the thorn, , 508!
Don’t rush to comfort yourself: Fortunately, there is Qiaolezi to support it. You can’t buy it for 3 yuan and you will suffer. You can’t buy it for 3 yuan and you will be fooled~
Because, Qiaolezi, which was once high-quality and low-priced, has also unknowingly The value has gone up.
For example, it looks like twin brothers to the classic yellow model, but neither one is as delicious, 8 yuan!
For example, it looks so ordinary, but it’s 10 yuan!
is another example.
Regardless of the fact that the so-called ice cream is about to become chocolate candy , it is such a small package, 6 pieces, 12 pieces!
At this moment, I really want to say that sentence: Do you treat others as fools if you don't get angry?
Regarding the generally soaring price of ice cream, brands have their own explanations, which include good raw materials, expensive air technology, and high logistics costs...
Ice cream from 5 or 10 years ago still only sells for 1 Ice cream with a piece or two pieces doesn't taste any worse than the ice cream that costs dozens of pieces now, right?
cr: Zhang, who is not full,
After all, it is true that the cost has increased, but it is even more true to cut leeks, and it is even more true to want to test the bottom line of the price!
As long as people keep paying, they will keep raising prices.
The only contradiction is that too many people consume unintentionally, are forced to consume, and deceive ...
So for the sake of world peace, for love and justice, please consciously find a freezer to isolate expensive ice cream, or promote The price is clearly marked !
There is really no way to do it, so please remember: Be careful when buying ice cream, you will be indecisive little pudding! If there is no old popsicle, there will be no happiness in either case!
