The most unfortunate things that could happen to each NBA team this year
Let's take a look at the most unfortunate things that can happen to all NBA teams next season?
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Atlanta Hawks - Trae Young goes fully bald and becomes so unsightly that he doesnt come anywhere close to being the draw Atlanta drafted him to be
Atlanta Hawks—— Trae- Yang failed to become an Eagle, but instead became a vulture, completely obscuring everyone and far from what the Eagles expected when they drafted him.
Boston Celtics - Gordon Hayward breaks his other ankle in a completely unrelated injury
Boston Celtics - Hayward breaks his other ankle again, and it has nothing to do with the last injury.
Brooklyn Nets - Make the playoffs after having their first round pick for the first time in years
Brooklyn Nets - Make the playoffs after having their first round pick for the first time in years.
Charlotte Hornets - Kemba Walker has a change of heart and demands a trade to L.A. before promptly being traded to the Raptors dragon.
Chicago Bulls - Wendell Carter Jr. busts hard
Chicago Bulls - Wendell Carter Jr. busts hard.
Cleveland Cavaliers - look like a playoff team until the trade deadline, promptly losing every game afterward and are no longer able to sell assets while their value is high
Cleveland Cavaliers - look like a playoff team until the trade deadline, promptly losing every game afterward and are no longer able to sell assets while their value is high
Cleveland Cavaliers - look like a playoff team until the trade deadline, then After the deadline passed, he lost every game, and the player's value plummeted and he couldn't be traded.
Dallas Mavericks - Deandre Jordan demands trade to LA Clippers
Dallas Mavericks - Deandre Jordan demands that he be traded back to the Clippers.
Denver Nuggets - Michael Porter Jr's back problems become worse. Gary Harris inexplicably also begins to have back problems.
Denver Nuggets - Michael Porter Jr's back problems become worse. Gary Harris inexplicably suffers a back injury .
Detroit Pistons - Blake Griffin has a healthy season and hes fuckin trash lmao
Detroit Pistons - Blake Griffin has a healthy season and hes fuckin trash hahahaha.
Golden State Warriors - Demarcus Cousins turns out to be super bad after returning from injury. Then go on to lose one game in the finals after sweeping through the western conference
Golden State Warriors—— Cousins plays after returning from injury. It was a complete mess, which resulted in the Warriors losing a game in the Finals after sweeping the Western Conference.
Houston Rockets - Melo refuses to come off the bench. Chris Paul once again gets injured. Carmelo starts at point guard, posting a usage rate of 85% and averaging 5 passes per game. Mike D'antoni resigns as head coach
Houston Rockets—— Melo refused to come off the bench, Paul was injured again, Anthony played point guard and then had a usage rate of 85%, averaging five assists per game, D'Antoni resigned as head coach.
Indiana Pacers - Victor Oladipo and Tyreke Evans both turn out to have had a one hit wonder year last season. Team misses playoffs
Indiana Pacers - Victor Oladipo and Tyreke Evans both turn out to have had a one hit wonder year last season. , the team failed to reach the playoffs.
Los Angeles Clippers - I dont even know who is on this team besides Lou Williams. One of Lou Williams girlfriends gives him AIDS. Lou Williams dies
Los Angeles Clippers - I dont even know who is on this team besides Lou Williams. Who knows, the most unfortunate thing is that one of Lu Wei’s girlfriends infected him with AIDS, and then Lu Wei died.
Los Angeles Lakers - Miss out on Kahwi this offseason. Lonzo Ball and Kyle Kuzma proceed to drop a disstrack on Lebron so viscious that he quits basketball and they are both traded. Brandon Ingram is the only one left
Los Angeles Lakers - Next Offseason Missed Leonard, Lonzo Ball and Kyle Kuzma in the first period and prepared to make a rap about Diss James , and then directly BB until James retired. In the end, the two of them were also traded, and the team only had Ingram.
Memphis Grizzlies - Who cares
Memphis Grizzlies - Who the hell cares about this team.
Miami Heat - Hassan Whiteside is given the greenlight to shoot 3s and starts every game of the season. Proceeds to shoot 9% on 5 attempts per game. Kelly Olynyk goes to prison
Miami Heat - Hassan Whiteside gets the three-point line He had unlimited firepower and started every game. As a result, he took 5 three-pointers in each game and shot only 9%. Kelly Olynyk was caught in jail.
Milwaukee Bucks - 5th seed. Giannis Anteaterkumquat demands a trade to the Los Angeles Lakers and is traded to the Raptors
Milwaukee Bucks - Again fifth in the Eastern Conference, Giannis Anteater wants to be traded to the Los Angeles Lakers, but the result Was traded to the Raptors.
Minnesota Timberwolves - Andrew Wiggins and Jimmy Butler get into a fist fight on opening night. Jimmy Butler is defeated. Andrew Wiggins asserts himself as the alpha male in the locker room. Work ethic drops to 0%. The entire team is then traded for former Bulls Players. Derrick Rose wins MVP and injures his ACL in the first round against the 8th seeded 76ers
Minnesota Timberwolves - Wiggins and Butler had a big fight on opening night, Butler was beaten wildly, Wiggins said He was the boss of the team, and the team completely lost control. Then everyone was traded, and the entire team was replaced by the old Bulls. Rose became the MVP again and then was torn in the first round against the 76ers who were eighth in the Eastern Conference. Anterior cruciate ligament.
New Orleans Pelicans - Elfrid Payton removes a meticulously crafted hair cap, revealing that he never actually cut his hair.
New Orleans Pelicans - Elfrid Payton removes a meticulously crafted hair cap, revealing that he never actually cut his hair.
New York Knicks - Exist
New York Knicks - Existence itself is unfortunate.
Oklahoma City Thunder - Paul George demands a trade to L.A., is traded to the Raptors.
Oklahoma City Thunder - Paul George demands a trade to the Lakers, but is traded to the Raptors.
Orlando Magic - Mo Bamba wins rookie of the year. Is traded for Demar Derozan and a future second round pick
Orlando Magic - Mo Bamba wins rookie of the year. Is traded for Demar Derozan and a future second round pick Draft picks.
Philadelphia 76ers - Markelle Fultz returns with a new and improved jumpshot. He immediately forgets how to shoot again upon watching Ben Simmons attempt one three pointer during practice. Joel Embiid breaks his leg.
Philadelphia 76ers -- Fultz A new look came back, only to see Ben Simmons forget how to shoot after shooting a three-pointer, Embiid broke his leg.
Phoenix Suns - Relocate to the actual Sun to become the Sun Suns. The entire team burns to death .
Portland Trailblazers - Make no moves ever. Swept in first round
Portland Trailblazers - Did nothing in the offseason and then got swept in the first round.
Sacremento Kings - Marvin Bagley turns out to be worse than Luka Doncic. Vlade Divac kills himself. James Dolan becomes head of basketball operations
Sacramento Kings - Marvin Bagley turns out to be worse than Luka Doncic, Divac Ci committed suicide, and then James Dolan took over the team affairs.
San Antonio Spurs - Demar Derozan falls in love with a big ol woman. Demar Derozan becomes fat to make her feel better about herself. They get married. Demar Derozan is then traded to the Orlando Magic and cannot bring his wife with him.
San Antonio Spurs Spurs - DeMar DeRozan fell in love with the fat old woman in the Holy City, DeRozan became fat to make her happy, then they got married, DeRozan was traded to the Magic and couldn't take it with him His wife goes with him.
Note: Barkley said San Antonio is full of fat old women. The Magic were very close to getting Duncan in 2000. Because Rivers did not allow Duncan to bring his family to Orlando, Duncan lost interest in the Magic.
Toronto Raptors - Kawhi Leonard demands a trade to L.A. once again and is traded to the Toronto Raptors. A Raptors superteam is established with Paul George, Kemba Walker, Giannis, Kawhi Leonard, And Kyle Lowry. They are swept in the second round.
Raptors: Leonard asked to be traded to Los Angeles, but was traded to the Raptors. The Raptors formed an invincible lineup of George + Kemba Walker + Antetokounmpo + Leonard + Lowry . In the end Still got swept in the second round.
Utah Jazz - Donovan Mitchell makes derogatory comments towards mormons on accident. Is traded to the 76ers for Robert Covington to avoid backlash. Rudy Gobert once again sings "these hoes aint loyal" on his Instagram story
Utah Jazz - Donovan Mitchell Er accidentally made derogatory remarks about the Mormons. He was traded to the 76ers for Covington in order to avoid fierce social reactions. Gobert sang on Instagram that Mitchell was disloyal.
Note: After Hayward signed with the Celtics in the 2017 offseason, Gobert posted a singing video of himself on Instagram, insinuating that Hayward was disloyal.
Washington Wizards - Locker Room shootout
Washington Wizards - Locker Room shootout happens again.
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[–]RaptorsSquirtleGetsWet 3907 Metrics 7 days ago
A The Raptors superteam is established with Paul George, Kemba Walker, Giannis, Kahwi Leonard, And Kyle Lowry
:D
They are swept in the second round.
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Raptors fans:
When I saw: "The invincible lineup of George + Kemba Walker + Antetokounmpo + Leonard + Lowry"
I laughed!
When I I cried when I got swept in the second round
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[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanKyleAce98 936 Indicators 7 days ago
It hurts because this would probably happen :(
Raptors fans: The saddest thing is this kind of thing It could happen.
[–]Knickskevinknix 795 indicators 7 days ago
By the Cavs
Knicks fans: And still get swept by the Cavs.
[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 461 indicators 7 days ago
After LeBron quits from the Lakers, he starts a one-man team. The Raptors get swept by the LeBron LeBrons.
Warriors fans: Just after James retired from the Lakers, he organized a one-man team by himself, and then the Raptors were swept by LeBron again Team LeBron sweeps.
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[–][WAS] John WallDeleteNephew 1981 Indicators 7 days ago
Lmao at the warriors. “Then go on to lose one game in the finals. after sweeping through the western conference."
Wizards fans: I think the funniest thing is the one from the Warriors: "They lost their only game in the Finals after sweeping through the Western Conference.”
[–]76erswaazaa 922 indicators 7 days ago
Should've been like...
China Klay becomes a permanent thing and never to return again. Steph Curry somehow dies from foot fungus that spread onto his face and oral cavity. KD becomes a literal snake and gets donated to the San Diego Zoo. Dray is found dead in a party with a GSW (gunshot wound) to the balls due to TT's natural sucker shooting motion
Then wins the finals in 6
76人fans:actually the worst thing is Like this...
Chinese soup was completely arranged, and then failed to return to the status, Curry died of a contagious disease due to facial and oral fungus, Durant really turned into a snake and was donated to the San Diego Zoo, chasing dreams in Die on the wall in a party, and it all comes from TT's natural attack action
Then the Warriors win 4-2
[–]SupersonicsHaejang-guk 277 Metrics 7 days ago
Kevon Looney 2019 Finals MVP?
. Looney wins 2019 FMVP?
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[–]Knicksemoti0n 3223 Metrics 7 days ago
New York Knicks - exist
yeah whatever dude lol
Knicks fans:
actually said Knicks The most unfortunate thing is to exist?
wow hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fan: Hahahaha, imagine what it would be like if someone brought a gun to the locker room in the NBA today.
[–]HornetsNamath96 896 Indicators 7 days ago
Prime Gilbert Arenas would be the best shooting guard in the league today
Hornets fans: Prime Arenas will definitely become the strongest "shooting" guard in the league today.
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[–]drejwalker 663 indicators 7 days ago
I would rather go 5-77 than Wendell be a bust #TankNation
I would rather go 5-77 than see Wendell dropped the water! #曰国国.
[–]76ersDesjimbo[S] 386 indicators 7 days ago
Why not both
76ers fans: Actually, old man, both can be achieved at the same time.
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[–]PistonsJbob9954 439 indicators 7 days ago
"Portland Trailblazers - Make no moves ever. Swept in first round"
Isn't this just a normal prediction?
Pistons fans: The most unfortunate thing about the Trail Blazers - isn't this a normal prediction?
[–]76ersDesjimbo[S] 331 indicators 7 days ago
Sometimes the truest predictions are the most unfortunate
76人fans: Sometimes the truest predictions are the most unfortunate things.
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[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-JeffersonExpulsure 184 indicators 7 days ago
Making the playoffs would be great, the most unfortunate thing that could happen is DLo hurting his knee again, proving his knees are just completely fucked.
Nets fans: I think it is a good thing that our Nets can enter the playoffs. The most unfortunate thing is that D’Angelo Russell broke his knees again Knees, and then his knees proved to be a helpless adou.
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Source: Reddit
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