In a small bar, a fat man walked up to a beautiful woman and struck up a conversation. The beautiful woman ignored her and the fat man asked for trouble and walked away. My nephew looked at me resentfully and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "Isn't it because you cam

In a small bar, a fat man walked up to a beautiful woman and struck up a conversation. The beautiful woman ignored her, so the fat man asked for trouble and walked away.

Seeing that the fat man was having trouble, I went over to give it a try. After chatting for a while, the beautiful woman handed me a note, winked at her and left.

opened the note and saw a phone number. I was so excited that I dialed it decisively, and then Fatty's cell phone rang.

A gust of wind passed by, and the rain fell like broken beads. My wife called and asked me to pick her up at the subway entrance.

took his wife's thin cotton coat, took an umbrella and hurried to the place, where he saw his female high school classmate who lived in the same community shivering in the cold wind.

said something mean: "Don't wear thick clothes when you go out. What should you do if you catch a cold? Put them on quickly." As he said this, he handed over the clothes he had prepared for his wife.

She unceremoniously took the clothes and got under my umbrella to put them on. She touched my arm and said, "Thank you, can you take me home?"

At the door of her house, if it weren't for her husband with a stiff smile on his face. Being polite to me, I almost missed the point. It’s just that the two trips back and forth are a bit tiring!

My nephew who was in first grade was beaten by a group of classmates after school! I asked him if he was causing trouble?

My nephew looked at me with a resentful look and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "Isn't it because you came to school to pick me up last time and your classmates saw you and laughed at me!"

They laughed at me again today. I explained to them that you didn’t weigh 200 pounds, but only 180 pounds. They said I was bragging, so they beat me!

I wipe. . .

As soon as she got up that morning, she heard her little niece crying. Her uncle and her mother also tried to coax her.

There was nothing she could do, so her uncle threatened her that if she cried again, she would be taken away by others and she would not be able to see her parents, grandparents.

Her mother responded, yes, you can't cry so loudly, you should cry very quietly, so that no bad people can hear you.

The girl immediately stopped crying quietly, and her mother continued talking too loudly.

Niuzai: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. . . . Cry all kinds of caution. . . .

My wife is a science student, not romantic at all. I said to my wife: "Wife, I want to..."

Wife: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, if you have something to say, hurry up!"

Me: "I want to ask you to watch the stars."

My wife took out her mobile phone, opened Meituan, and said to me: "What a waste, okay, I booked two tickets to the zoo and see the orangutans tomorrow."

Me: "Wife, it's not that star, it's the shining star."

Wife pia~ slapped me, and then asked me: "How are you, have you seen the stars?"

In the bedroom, my husband was playing computer at the computer table, and I was playing on my mobile phone on the bed. Suddenly, he stood up and his cell phone rang.

I saw that he was about to walk out, so I jumped up, grabbed him, and snatched the phone away: Who gave you the call, and you went out to answer it...

Before he finished speaking, he let out a "poof" fart. He looked at me innocently: I wanted to go out and let it go, but you...