Cao Cao and Liu Biao did not have the same knowledge as Ni Heng, but Huang Zu didn't care about it: Jiangdong tiger Sun Jian was shot to death by me. What is your sour scholar (the scholar was called Maocai in Eastern Han . This is to avoid the taboo of Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty. It does not require an exam, but is supported by local officials)? Pull it out and chop it up!
Ni Heng regards sarcasm as humor and finally loses his mind. He is not humor but seeking death. His level is far inferior to the four comedians of Ji Han who were selected as " Taiping Guangji ".
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"Taiping Guangji" records the four comedians of Ji Han ("Shu" is the despicable title of Chen Shou to Liu Bei group, Liu Bei is the Han Liezu Emperor Zhaolie, Liu Chan is Emperor Xiaohuai of Han, and he has never called himself Shu Kingdom) and two of them are familiar with each other. One of them was beheaded by Liu Bei and the other two were not well-known in official history, and some people may not know much about them.
The less famous Yiji is not Liu Bei's old team. He is a guest at the home of Liu Biao for free and has no official position. After Liu Bei entered Sichuan, he was named General Zuo and became the Central Army. After Liu Bei became emperor, he was also named General Zhaowen.
After Liu Bei became emperor, he enthroned four " civil generals " or "empty generals", that is, General Anhan Mi Zhu , General Bingzhong Sun Qian , General Zhaode Jian Yong , General Zhaowen Yi Ji, Yi Ji is the fourth old. Mi Zhu is above the military advisor general Zhuge Liang . The other three are roughly equivalent to generals from all directions, but they never lead troops to fight and enjoy the treatment of nine ministers. Their main job is to drink and chat with Liu Bei.
Jian Yong is very humorous but is not rated as the "Four Comedy of Ji Han" by the prime ministers of the Song Dynasty. It may be because the jokes he told are somewhat colored, and "Taiping Guangji" is for the emperor to see, and the jokes of "three vulgarity" cannot be shown.
The color joke that Jian Yong told Liu Bei is probably 90% of readers. I will not repeat half a pot of old wine. Let’s take a look at the jokes included in "Taiping Guangji". " Three Kingdoms " also recorded in " The Three Kingdoms " and the jokes of Yi Ji's cold humorous irony of Sun Quan: "Ji was in the worship, and Quan said: 'The king who works hard and has no morals.' Ji replied: '1 It's not enough to be a laborious task. 'The Lord Wu was very ashamed and speechless. "
The "monarch of the lawless" Sun Quan mentioned refers to his brother-in-law Liu Bei (not Liu Chan. If Sun Quan laughed at Liu Chan, it would be too ungraceful). When Yi Ji met Sun Quan, he was on the order of Liu Bei to discuss with Sun Quan to divide Jingzhou again in the 20th year of Jian'an. At that time, Sun Quan had sent Lu Meng to attack and seize Changsha, Lingling and Guiyang counties, and had already torn his face with Liu Bei, so he wanted Yi Ji to take the initiative.
Yiji's answer is flawless. If Sun Quan is anxious, it is equivalent to admitting that he is a monarch of innocence. And Yiji can also defend himself from not referring to anyone. If you pick up the scolding yourself, then I can't blame me.
Sun Quan suffered a silence, and the matter that followed was easy to handle. He sent Zhuge Liang's brother as the negotiator and signed a new alliance with Liu Bei: "The power order Zhuge Jin report, and even found a good alliance, so he divided the ownership of Jingzhou Changsha, Jiangxia, and Guiyang to the east, and the ownership of the southern county , Lingling and Wuling to the west."
negotiations emphasize rationality, strength and integrity. If Yiji did not retort at the time, the subsequent negotiations would lose the initiative. Yiji's appropriate cold humor proves that Liu Bei did not send the wrong person.
Compared with Yiji's little humor and great wisdom, Yizhou prefect Zhang Yi humor is much sharper.
Chen Lin 's scolding Cao's manifesto included the Jinxian lieutenant and the General of the Central Army of Faqiu , which could not be found in history books. Liu Bei might have been inspired and recalled Zhang Yi, the prefect of Ba County, to Chengdu as the "General of the Central Army of the Central Army of the Central Army of the Jin Dynasty", specializing in the manufacturing of agricultural tools and weapons. Later, the south was unstable, and Liu Bei appointed Zhang Yi as the prefect of Yizhou County, and was arrested and sent to the Eastern Wu by the rebellious Yongkai . The sons and grandson Quan did not know about this: "I have been in Wu for several years and have been wandering and hiding, and the power has not known it. "
Until Liu Bei died, Deng Zhi sent Wu, and Zhang Yi wanted to follow Deng Zhi back, and met Sun Quan, so he made a joke: " Quan introduced and asked the person, "Shu Zhuo family was widowed, but died and fled to Sima Xiangru . Why is the custom of the country? ’The descendants replied: ‘The foolish one is the widowed daughter of Zhuo, who is as virtuous as a wife of Maichen. ’”
readers may look familiar when you look at this passage, just right: this was originally an upgraded version of "Yan Zi's Envoy Chu", but it was insinuated and quietly mocked himself for not talking about his hometown, but the daughter of Wu County, Kuaiji County, who is well-known to the world - Sun Quan happened to be the general appointed by the court and the prefect of Kuaiji . At that time, he was respected as "Sun Chaolu" and "Sun Kuaiji".
Sun Quan was not angry, but he regretted it very much: Zhang Yi is a talent, why didn’t I find him early?
After a harmonious meeting, Zhang Yi said goodbye and ran away: "There are people who come out, and I regret not being foolish (I regret not pretending to be stupid, but Sun Quan discovered that he is a useful talent) , even if you are just a boat, you can go twice. Quan Guo chased him, and the descendants had entered the Yong'an Realm for dozens of miles, and those who pursued him could not reach it. "
Both Yi Ji and Zhang Yi returned to Han from Eastern Wu. Zhang Yu, who was joking with Liu Bei, was not so lucky. He was hated for mocking Liu Bei for his little beard, and finally fell into a different body and head. This person had a very Ni Heng style.
Zhang Yu laughed at Liu Bei as "Lu Zhuo Jun", everyone knows, but his understanding of the word "Zhuo" may be a little error. There is also a very indecent explanation for this word. If half a pot of old wine is written, some people will feel uncomfortable to see it.
Zhang Yu's joke is very vicious. No wonder Liu Bei, who has always been known for his kindness, is also very annoyed. No matter how Zhuge Liang pleads for mercy, he must kill Zhang Yu: compare my mouth to a woman's words, and say I am a white tiger. How can I eliminate my hatred if I don't kill you?
Zhang Yu's joke is even more inferior to Jian Yong, so he lost his head. Fei Yi, who was listed as the fourth comedian of Ji Han by "Taiping Guangji", got rid of the monarchs and ministers of the Eastern Wu Dynasty and retreated: "Sun Quan once gave a meal to Fei Yi, and ordered all the ministers: 'I'm here, don't get up after the food is here. ’Yi arrived, and the people stopped eating, but the people could not afford it. Yi mocked: "The phoenix comes to fly, and Qilin vomits and feeds; Donkey and mule ignorant, and eats as usual. ’”
Fei Yi likes to joke, and Sun Quan, who also likes to joke, also appreciates him: "Sun Quan is both funny and ridiculed and unreasonable. Zhuge Ke, , Yang Wei and others are very good at defending, but they are difficult to argue. Yi's words are consistent and righteous, and he answers according to reason, but he cannot be defeated. The powerful man used it very much, so he gave it to him with the precious sword he always held in his hand. ”
Fei Yi called the emperor and ministers of the Eastern Wu a donkey and mule. Not only did he not lose his head, he also put away a treasure knife. It seems that the joke was just right, and there were unexpected gains.
Fei Yi's humor made his reputation and ruined his life. The general of Ji Han Kaifu and Hou Chengxiang were assassinated while cheering and drinking: "Yanxi's first meeting in the first sixteenth year, Guo Xiu, a surrendered man from Wei, was sitting. Yi was drunk and drunk, and was killed by Xiu's hand."
The story of "Ji Han's Four Comedy" listed in "Taiping Guangji" has been told. Some jokes cannot be explained in detail, so in the end, I have to trouble readers: Do you know the indecent meaning of the word "Zhuo" besides the homonym of the place name and the word "Zhe"? Among the famous scholars of the Three Kingdoms, who are other comedians? What are the jokes of the Three Kingdoms that can make people smile for three days after careful consideration?
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