What should I do if I accidentally let a loud fart when I was in the court? Will my head be beheaded?

As the saying goes

"I'm not afraid of life wrong, I'm most afraid of taking the wrong name" __pspan5 _span7sp _pspan5sp _span7sp _span7sp What kind of experience is your name

I think

Among them, the most

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far from their own, whose real name is more stimulate

have to say

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get a nickname

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*Donglin Point General Record: Wei Zhongxian’s comrade Wang Shaohui is modeled after "Water Margin",I compiled the nicknames of the one hundred and eight members of the Donglin Party

so

, if you don’t want to talk about it, today I will be both literary and ironic

the ancient people learn


how gracefully to others to take the nickname

Department of zoology

with animal do

most conventional operating nickname sector nickname

Unfortunately

modern people haven't made any new tricks

just like to take dog _strong 47strong is here to make a fuss

We said earlier that

was not so high in ancient times _5span_span5 span7 play rotten

a ultimate nickname

undoubtedly require a mix of extreme animal

most ancient and honorable cattle

is undoubtedly the best choice


so

first ancient The legendary nickname

is given to 夏桀 (jié) _span 7span special

move big sacrifice

block

block

block 0It is said that its many strengths can push the bull down, this is the beginning of the mixed number.

- "Lu • Simple Selected"


and Tai Lao in the second of three brothers

sheep

also failed to escape the black hand of the ancients


back then Qin Mugong5 _strong_span_span5 span_strong span5 span_strong span5 span_strong span5 span_strong span5 span_strong span5 span_strong span_span5 span7span bovine ×

will want to get back to their own use

wanted

splurge transducer Niuwa

others Call a good cow

*Tailao: cattle, sheep, hog (pig) _ p2p

Qin Mugongyi wanted to go to

indeed makes sense

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After I got it, I felt that this wave of operations was very beautiful

, so I took the span_strongspan_strong_span_span_span47 for the cow baby.

commemorate this event

*Yi: the meaning of black sheepskin

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This kind of ordinary people who grab a lot of them

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he bravely relied on a sound fart

strong span5sp span5sp strong span5sp span5sp strong Atmosphere Lion

is his glory nickname from now on

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spanOut of Zhi Dongping. Shao high nose and curly beard, head of the agency who said, "Minato atmosphere lion"

- "Tong Jiang Poetry"

say loss

prime minister Lv Huiqing when I visited JD.com

because I was thin + I couldn’t get off my hands when I talked

_span strong span5 span5 strong span_strong span5 horse span_strong span5 nickname given by the horse span5 strong span5 span_strong span5 Stay=monkey)

also compiled an uplink for him——

Says that Ma Liuwei has not been out for a long time

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Thanks to one of Shao Chi’s fart

The second line to collapse out -

join in the atmosphere as a lion cp to know the state

composed from two fans of

The people’s eyes are called "Said Ma Liu",Then he made up the seven characters and said: "It is said that Ma Liu is a visitor", the society cannot be right.

The people of the community call "the lion block", but they still say: "The horse is reserved for inspection, and the lion is the lion to know the state."

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appearance based

in appearance to take the nickname

nickname of the most loss trick

Unfortunately

Zhu Yunwen did not think how

myself "half-month child" appearance nickname

is the grandfather Zhu Yuanzhang _str ong47strong gave

-used to mock his head is not round enough

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are directly called Wen Zhong Kui

of

but

though he is ugly

but he is very talented

others brains Lü Fu that can't hold a fart

and Wen Tingjun eight times hand I finished writing

and Cao Zhi’s seven-step poems are comparable

so Cao Zhi called strong44_span2 span5 strong 7span strong 44_span5 strong _span5 strong Tingyun

called warm octree no surprise that it

and poisonous tongue ancients also more than this _ span7span

has a bachelor blind got one eye

em _span5 ____span5 squinting

This was also given the nickname-

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As for the reason,

, you will understand the eye operation when you make a sniper

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wonderful behavior

the best source of inspiration for the nickname community

Tengwanggexu we all had it back

But do you know who King Teng is?

who seek death abnormal

lead to impeachment list

perennial problem he is Li Zhi Uncle of

Li Zhi can’t do anything with him

I have no choice but to call him to Long _span_5spanspan_strong_strong_span_strong_span_strong_span_span_span_strong44 I sent a Pei Yu ministers at him

just do not do things

result

Pei Yu kindly persuades King Teng to converge to the point

stron g44strong got a big mouthful

so angry that he covered his face and ran to find Li Zhi _span5 span5 span _span5 span5 span _span5 span_span5 Governance distressed to ask

Yu said: "Before and after the eight extensions."The order was moved to the eighth level." —— "Ancient and Modern Tan General · Corruption"

So Pei Yu won the title of

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intended to be a fan slap in the face of eight generals

but I am still very Pei Yu melancholy

not that face pain

I regret that I didn’t say much

318 Enter the fifth grade. "The person who heard it is called "General Batuo"

—— "Ancient and Modern Tan · Corruption"

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Someone got the nickname for not doing anything

There were three cabinet ministers in the Ming Dynasty _span5 _span5 _span_span_span_span_span5 and span5_span_span_span5 Don’t do things for the benefit of the people

is busy with the internal volume

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"clay six Book"

one of the most special way to

repetition _span 7span Liu Ji it

occupying Cabinet eighteen years

next day someone impeachment

bottom in Painless

also became the first auxiliary

so people gave the nickname _strongspan5 strongspan _strongspan 5 strongsp

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Officer Ming cabinet not

Song Expostulation not speak

Ding Daquan , Hu Dachang span5sp an, Chen generous three Expostulation

living in most of the post BB of

but never not BB

so people on the friendship shared by the three characters

add a little

affectionately call them

three no barking dog

but there are more shoots

Song man named Guo Ni of

calls itself spa n5span reincarnation of Zhuge Liang

in the Song and Jin war of

all day, waving feather fan

cos to Zhuge Liang shuttle

in the barracks

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hiding from home

all day crying Ewha rain

won "with juice Zhuge Liang" title

finished watching the ancients takes the nickname _stro ng47strong horizontal

I believe that everyone knows

the world is getting worse _ppan7 strong span_p5span2

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, give me an elegant yet luxurious

show me a low-key nickname

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