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The first thing is to buy 6 kiwis for 3 kilograms, 1 3 kilograms, 2 2 kilograms, a customer needs to buy 6 kiwis. I used it for a long time to carefully select 25g-34g (originally less than 30g) kiwis. I packed it up and said I didn’t want it at noon. (We are a partnership betwee - DayDayNews funny

The first thing is to buy 6 kiwis for 3 kilograms, 1 3 kilograms, 2 2 kilograms, a customer needs to buy 6 kiwis. I used it for a long time to carefully select 25g-34g (originally less than 30g) kiwis. I packed it up and said I didn’t want it at noon. (We are a partnership betwee

Two unhappy things today
DayDayNews 04/07 1287
1. One sells quilts and the other sells buns. On a cold night, I lived in a dilapidated temple at the same time. The two ignored each other, one of them slept in the southeast corner of the temple after eating, dry and cold! One of them slept in the northwest corner with a quilt. - DayDayNews funny

1. One sells quilts and the other sells buns. On a cold night, I lived in a dilapidated temple at the same time. The two ignored each other, one of them slept in the southeast corner of the temple after eating, dry and cold! One of them slept in the northwest corner with a quilt.

Humorous joke: Have you ever had a premarital checkup?
DayDayNews 04/07 1701
Your principal is my ex-boyfriend... others take photos of their appearance, you take photos of their souls... When a girl calls someone she likes... Jay Chou shows his cold way of showing his appearance be like: - DayDayNews funny

Your principal is my ex-boyfriend... others take photos of their appearance, you take photos of their souls... When a girl calls someone she likes... Jay Chou shows his cold way of showing his appearance be like:

I bought a sexy and sexy swimsuit online, and I was about to collapse after trying it on. Hahaha, who can withstand this
DayDayNews 04/07 1915
Let me tell you a short joke first. There is a young man who rents a house and rents a house on the second floor and the landlord lives on the first floor. The young man goes home very late every day. With the sound of "dong dong dong..." going upstairs, the young man takes off h - DayDayNews funny

Let me tell you a short joke first. There is a young man who rents a house and rents a house on the second floor and the landlord lives on the first floor. The young man goes home very late every day. With the sound of "dong dong dong..." going upstairs, the young man takes off h

I fall asleep with fear every night. Is life enjoyable?
DayDayNews 04/07 1605
My friend used to be an Internet administrator. One day, a few gangsters came to the Internet cafe to cause trouble. My friend had an idea and broke the Internet. Everyone in the Internet cafe stood up in an instant. The momentum of the scene instantly scared the gangsters away. - DayDayNews funny

My friend used to be an Internet administrator. One day, a few gangsters came to the Internet cafe to cause trouble. My friend had an idea and broke the Internet. Everyone in the Internet cafe stood up in an instant. The momentum of the scene instantly scared the gangsters away.

I don't believe you don't laugh
DayDayNews 04/07 1317
I realized that my boss’ trust in me far exceeds my confidence! For example, a big motorcycle! The brakes don't work! The headlights don't light up! Occasionally, if he couldn't catch fire, he would send it to me and let me ride it back to the store! I won't ride it, right? He in - DayDayNews funny

I realized that my boss’ trust in me far exceeds my confidence! For example, a big motorcycle! The brakes don't work! The headlights don't light up! Occasionally, if he couldn't catch fire, he would send it to me and let me ride it back to the store! I won't ride it, right? He in

There are many stories about Jingyuan Garden (Jing) small museum (144)
DayDayNews 04/07 1240
Once on the plane, I met an aunt who took my seat and said, please move it. This is my seat. She pointed at her seat and said, "You go there, I will change it with you." - DayDayNews funny

Once on the plane, I met an aunt who took my seat and said, please move it. This is my seat. She pointed at her seat and said, "You go there, I will change it with you."

The Fox Concubine Sleeping | Cold Joke 2287 & Last Year Today 1928
DayDayNews 04/07 1637
1. One night that winter, I got angry with my wife and didn’t eat. She sat at the door and played with her mobile phone. My wife came out and looked at it and said: What’s wrong? I won’t eat anymore? I said angrily: I won’t eat anymore, I’ll be full if I drink the northwest wind. - DayDayNews funny

1. One night that winter, I got angry with my wife and didn’t eat. She sat at the door and played with her mobile phone. My wife came out and looked at it and said: What’s wrong? I won’t eat anymore? I said angrily: I won’t eat anymore, I’ll be full if I drink the northwest wind.

Humorous joke: No one comes to the bathroom, so what I eat or drink
DayDayNews 04/06 1775
How to negotiate with the boss to raise wages? This platform is very stable, are you here? ▍Shu: I will grow up first, and you will be at your own risk. ▍This q and K are invincible. ▍The tough girl is either fighting or preparing for fighting. - DayDayNews funny

How to negotiate with the boss to raise wages? This platform is very stable, are you here? ▍Shu: I will grow up first, and you will be at your own risk. ▍This q and K are invincible. ▍The tough girl is either fighting or preparing for fighting.

How to negotiate a salary increase with your boss? Very useful to accept
DayDayNews 04/06 1953
315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "Little eyes, big mouth, sharp teeth are like steel forks, and they are king and dominan - DayDayNews funny

315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "Little eyes, big mouth, sharp teeth are like steel forks, and they are king and dominan

Funny riddles: small eyes, big mouth, sharp teeth like steel forks (beat an animal)
DayDayNews 04/06 1040
It’s great that the solution is all “lazy people” come up with it. These two guys are circling around here and dragging my land. The city will play. Next time, you don’t need it. Who knows how much dowry a girl can get married to her home? - DayDayNews funny

It’s great that the solution is all “lazy people” come up with it. These two guys are circling around here and dragging my land. The city will play. Next time, you don’t need it. Who knows how much dowry a girl can get married to her home?

A moment of relaxation: It's great, these two guys are circling around here and dragging my floor by the way, so I can play in the city.
DayDayNews 04/06 1738
Do you want to go up and say hello? Although they are relatively dark, they are not transparent people at least! They won’t take them seriously anymore. What's going on? Is there too much water today? - DayDayNews funny

Do you want to go up and say hello? Although they are relatively dark, they are not transparent people at least! They won’t take them seriously anymore. What's going on? Is there too much water today?

A moment of relaxation: Although they are rather dark, they are not transparent people at least
DayDayNews 04/06 1231
Through photos, we can record every bit of what happens in life so that we can reminisce again in the future! However, some people are accidentally taken away by others when taking photos, and they don’t know who the protagonist is! The foreign website "BrightSide" recently colle - DayDayNews funny

Through photos, we can record every bit of what happens in life so that we can reminisce again in the future! However, some people are accidentally taken away by others when taking photos, and they don’t know who the protagonist is! The foreign website "BrightSide" recently colle

12 hilarious photos of "I don't understand who is the protagonist"
DayDayNews 04/05 1583
Today’s funny joke 01via: @生语 bot Sincerity is always a must-have! ! 02#Don't install suspended ceilings when decorating#via: @Wangcai Family 03via: @Huaze Meimei Sorry, I have a dark personality 04 "Where is the flower, can't you tell me?" 05 When someone says you: 06 What kind - DayDayNews funny

Today’s funny joke 01via: @生语 bot Sincerity is always a must-have! ! 02#Don't install suspended ceilings when decorating#via: @Wangcai Family 03via: @Huaze Meimei Sorry, I have a dark personality 04 "Where is the flower, can't you tell me?" 05 When someone says you: 06 What kind

The operation method of contemporary ambiguous objects is amazing. Sincerity is always a must-have skill.
DayDayNews 04/05 1255
We were waiting in the car, and we drove over now, and it would be almost dark later. Haotian said, "That's it!" By the way, let's buy another basin, otherwise the water will not be poured into the sprayer. The two went to the store to buy basins. The two were wearing very decent - DayDayNews funny

We were waiting in the car, and we drove over now, and it would be almost dark later. Haotian said, "That's it!" By the way, let's buy another basin, otherwise the water will not be poured into the sprayer. The two went to the store to buy basins. The two were wearing very decent

Romance Novel (A Life of Regret) Chapter 123
DayDayNews 04/05 1163

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  • In online transactions of collections, the most worrying thing is the trick of "inconsistent things and pictures" or "the raccoon cat exchanges the prince". Just like the article linked above, the picture of the old silver dollar is real, but the express delivery is counterfeit c - DayDayNews In online transactions of collections, the most worrying thing is the trick of "inconsistent things and pictures" or "the raccoon cat exchanges the prince". Just like the article linked above, the picture of the old silver dollar is real, but the express delivery is counterfeit c 04/08 1243
  • 1. Hilarious classic joke about working. A stingy child in the class who is usually very stingy, handed it to me with a stick of ham. I was very happy because he had never given any snacks from children and almost ate them secretly. I was secretly happy, but I had a lot of weight - DayDayNews 1. Hilarious classic joke about working. A stingy child in the class who is usually very stingy, handed it to me with a stick of ham. I was very happy because he had never given any snacks from children and almost ate them secretly. I was secretly happy, but I had a lot of weight 03/29 1227
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  • A classic bus funny joke. When on the bus, a father said to his son: "I can't beat your mother when I'm so old. I can beat your grandma when I was twelve years old!" - DayDayNews A classic bus funny joke. When on the bus, a father said to his son: "I can't beat your mother when I'm so old. I can beat your grandma when I was twelve years old!" 03/30 1785
  • #A wonderful encounter with animals#After reading the netizens’ sharing, I almost laughed so hard that I died! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you guys feel it: ▼ When I was a child, I sat in the yard for dinner, and the bird shit fell into my bowl... ▼I was so scared that I clos - DayDayNews #A wonderful encounter with animals#After reading the netizens’ sharing, I almost laughed so hard that I died! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you guys feel it: ▼ When I was a child, I sat in the yard for dinner, and the bird shit fell into my bowl... ▼I was so scared that I clos 04/04 1670

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  • 1. Broken glass tastes like human blood. What is the principle? I'll explain it to you. The reason is that when glass is made, it is made of iron, and human red blood cells also contain iron, so the taste is a bit similar. If you don’t believe it, you can verify it yourself. 2. S - DayDayNews 1. Broken glass tastes like human blood. What is the principle? I'll explain it to you. The reason is that when glass is made, it is made of iron, and human red blood cells also contain iron, so the taste is a bit similar. If you don’t believe it, you can verify it yourself. 2. S 04/08 1317
  • This is the spirit of our side. I want to see your leopard: If I let you know who is the overlord, try not to bring the battery of the tram into the elevator. Dog: Who doesn’t have a single or two-handed skill? That girl: Learn math, physics and chemistry well, and go all over th - DayDayNews This is the spirit of our side. I want to see your leopard: If I let you know who is the overlord, try not to bring the battery of the tram into the elevator. Dog: Who doesn’t have a single or two-handed skill? That girl: Learn math, physics and chemistry well, and go all over th 04/01 1212
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  • The student days are beautiful in each of us’s memories. The feelings between classmates are very pure, without complexity or interweaving of interests. Every time I think about it, I can smile happily. When I was in school, most of the time I was filled with learning. Students a - DayDayNews The student days are beautiful in each of us’s memories. The feelings between classmates are very pure, without complexity or interweaving of interests. Every time I think about it, I can smile happily. When I was in school, most of the time I was filled with learning. Students a 04/09 1556
  • There are many chaos in society, with handsome men competing for beautiful women with rich uncles, and beauties competing for rich uncles with distorted aunts. It's late autumn again, and winter begins if it's not bright or cool. The beautiful woman dressed up in a gorgeous manne - DayDayNews There are many chaos in society, with handsome men competing for beautiful women with rich uncles, and beauties competing for rich uncles with distorted aunts. It's late autumn again, and winter begins if it's not bright or cool. The beautiful woman dressed up in a gorgeous manne 04/08 1661
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