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"My uncle's new tattoo. This Christmas will be awkward." Everyone likes Danny DeVito, but not as good as this one. 16. “A local store just released this person.” - DayDayNews funny

"My uncle's new tattoo. This Christmas will be awkward." Everyone likes Danny DeVito, but not as good as this one. 16. “A local store just released this person.”

17 "Feel Just For Funny" Tattoos
DayDayNews 06/13 1109
I thought it was the protagonist, but it turned out to be just a supporting role. [Bedding jokes] I don’t read philosophies when I was young, but I copied the Heart Sutra when I was young. You must always leave a little lack in everything to persevere. - DayDayNews funny

I thought it was the protagonist, but it turned out to be just a supporting role. [Bedding jokes] I don’t read philosophies when I was young, but I copied the Heart Sutra when I was young. You must always leave a little lack in everything to persevere.

"Bombie Joke 20221023" You must always leave a little lack in everything to persevere
DayDayNews 06/13 1666
This was the first time when my mother saw me shouting at her, she was shocked and stood foolishly at the door and couldn't say a word. Then she ran out with a "wow" crying. - DayDayNews funny

This was the first time when my mother saw me shouting at her, she was shocked and stood foolishly at the door and couldn't say a word. Then she ran out with a "wow" crying.

The boy's past is true and emotional. I met a beautiful woman in the car and walked in the Qiyuantian (Part 2)
DayDayNews 06/13 1122
When I woke up in the morning, I found that I had a cold and fever very uncomfortable, so I said to my mom, "Mom, buy me some cold medicine." My mom said, "I'm not available now, so you drink more boiled water, sleep a little, and go to the clinic by yourself later..." I said, "M - DayDayNews funny

When I woke up in the morning, I found that I had a cold and fever very uncomfortable, so I said to my mom, "Mom, buy me some cold medicine." My mom said, "I'm not available now, so you drink more boiled water, sleep a little, and go to the clinic by yourself later..." I said, "M

Relaxation time: A beautiful colleague said he didn't know if we were ripe, but I'm not a watermelon
DayDayNews 06/13 1751
Don't quarrel with people online casually. How thoroughly can you lose before the other party’s sincerity... Feel today’s appreciation of the sand sculpture. Add me one and leave some for me too. - DayDayNews funny

Don't quarrel with people online casually. How thoroughly can you lose before the other party’s sincerity... Feel today’s appreciation of the sand sculpture. Add me one and leave some for me too.

After arguing with netizens, I was convinced by the other party, hahahahahahaha I was really convinced
DayDayNews 06/13 1277
As the saying goes, "If you don't have four or six, you won't have to rely on thirteen." What does it mean? Don't you understand? Text‖Hengdong Shiqin Some of the words in Mandarin we speak are confused and have the smell of "swearing people without spitting out the core". It mea - DayDayNews funny

As the saying goes, "If you don't have four or six, you won't have to rely on thirteen." What does it mean? Don't you understand? Text‖Hengdong Shiqin Some of the words in Mandarin we speak are confused and have the smell of "swearing people without spitting out the core". It mea

As the saying goes, "If you don't have four or six, you won't have to rely on thirteen." What does it mean? Don't you understand?
DayDayNews 06/13 1743
To be honest, Tang Monk is living much better than me. Is pdd really no one cares about it? My mother said that they were indigenous people, and I later moved into their homes, and I was the invading creature. - DayDayNews funny

To be honest, Tang Monk is living much better than me. Is pdd really no one cares about it? My mother said that they were indigenous people, and I later moved into their homes, and I was the invading creature.

How much do you know about these social slander?
DayDayNews 06/13 1265
1. Hilarious classic job application funny jokes. When I applied for the job, the interviewer said to me: "At your age, even if you give you 5,000 yuan a month, you can't save money. Just like spending money randomly, so 2,000 yuan a month is enough." I was speechless! ! ! My sis - DayDayNews funny

1. Hilarious classic job application funny jokes. When I applied for the job, the interviewer said to me: "At your age, even if you give you 5,000 yuan a month, you can't save money. Just like spending money randomly, so 2,000 yuan a month is enough." I was speechless! ! ! My sis

Hilarious classic job application funny jokes, embarrassing girlfriend hilarious jokes
DayDayNews 06/13 1189
A hilarious classic teacher made a funny joke, the teacher: "Please use the word 'Chengdu' to make sentences." Xiaoyuan: "My father is very professional and has 10,000 yuan in commission this month." - DayDayNews funny

A hilarious classic teacher made a funny joke, the teacher: "Please use the word 'Chengdu' to make sentences." Xiaoyuan: "My father is very professional and has 10,000 yuan in commission this month."

Hilarious classic teacher funny jokes, hilarious wife funny classic jokes
DayDayNews 06/13 1339
PS Master: Since animals cannot go to space, please change something else. Don’t worry, your rabbit will wait for you at home when you return to Earth. Pick me up to look a little rich. - DayDayNews funny

PS Master: Since animals cannot go to space, please change something else. Don’t worry, your rabbit will wait for you at home when you return to Earth. Pick me up to look a little rich.

The funny photo of the foreign PS master, I really laughed so hard that my teeth fell off
DayDayNews 06/13 1033
Last month, the air conditioner turned on too much, and the electricity bill exceeded 800. This Saturday, I didn’t dare to stay at home. I wandered around the community for a day, watching the aunt dance in the square dance, watching the old man play chess, bought buns to deal wi - DayDayNews funny

Last month, the air conditioner turned on too much, and the electricity bill exceeded 800. This Saturday, I didn’t dare to stay at home. I wandered around the community for a day, watching the aunt dance in the square dance, watching the old man play chess, bought buns to deal wi

Humorous joke: Yesterday the leader went out for a social event and asked me to drive there
DayDayNews 06/13 1661
There are many interesting stories about Shandong bride: I can’t win three games, so I can’t even think about getting married today! Qingdao, Shandong is a rural area in our hometown. Another interesting thing happened on the day of our wedding. When the groom came to the bride's - DayDayNews funny

There are many interesting stories about Shandong bride: I can’t win three games, so I can’t even think about getting married today! Qingdao, Shandong is a rural area in our hometown. Another interesting thing happened on the day of our wedding. When the groom came to the bride's

Shandong bride has many interesting stories: You kid can't win 3 games, so you can't get married today
DayDayNews 06/12 1268
Netizen: Why are you shouting for help? You were crazy just now, you feel comfortable! Brothers are finished. The quality of this glass is really good. It fell from it and didn’t break it. It smashed the sink. How much does this sink cost? - DayDayNews funny

Netizen: Why are you shouting for help? You were crazy just now, you feel comfortable! Brothers are finished. The quality of this glass is really good. It fell from it and didn’t break it. It smashed the sink. How much does this sink cost?

God replied: Brothers, there are such maids at home. When will you go home?
DayDayNews 06/12 1486
It's so funny. If we use the ideas of modern people to look at the affairs of ancient people, it must be incompatible with our times. Primary school students, after learning "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl", the teacher asked the students to evaluate the Cowherd from a modern pe - DayDayNews funny

It's so funny. If we use the ideas of modern people to look at the affairs of ancient people, it must be incompatible with our times. Primary school students, after learning "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl", the teacher asked the students to evaluate the Cowherd from a modern pe

Looking at "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl" from the perspective of modern people
DayDayNews 06/12 1518
01 Not very smart, but very flexible 02 What kind of macho toy 03 Fully automatic speaker 04 Pay attention 05 Have you seen the chainsaw? 06 Which one do you like the most? 07 The idol's middle finger accident 08 The cute and sexy young lady 09 Early PS technology 10 You can't im - DayDayNews funny

01 Not very smart, but very flexible 02 What kind of macho toy 03 Fully automatic speaker 04 Pay attention 05 Have you seen the chainsaw? 06 Which one do you like the most? 07 The idol's middle finger accident 08 The cute and sexy young lady 09 Early PS technology 10 You can't im

When the hotel front desk saw a woman and four men coming in carrying a camera, they only booked a room
DayDayNews 06/12 1362

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