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Gouzi: What, are you looking down on me? Giant Panda: Come here, is there anyone? Come here quickly. What kind of Dingxi is this? His running speed is not slow at all. - DayDayNews funny

Gouzi: What, are you looking down on me? Giant Panda: Come here, is there anyone? Come here quickly. What kind of Dingxi is this? His running speed is not slow at all.

"My wife attended a class reunion and was carried back by a male classmate." Am I being cheated on? Hahaha
DayDayNews 10/18 1760
This, this, is this true? Gouzi: Do you dare to change places with me? If no one wants it, I will take it away later. “I bought a set of pajamas online and ended up looking like this.” My boyfriend was devastated after trying it on, hahaha. - DayDayNews funny

This, this, is this true? Gouzi: Do you dare to change places with me? If no one wants it, I will take it away later. “I bought a set of pajamas online and ended up looking like this.” My boyfriend was devastated after trying it on, hahaha.

“I bought a set of pajamas online and I ended up looking like this.” My boyfriend was devastated after trying it on, hahaha
DayDayNews 10/18 1607
The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews funny

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny riddle: grow long hair (guess an idiom)
DayDayNews 10/18 1755
God's reply: The experience value of this sword directly promoted him from a fresh graduate to a section chief. God’s reply: After being hit by a modified car and paralyzed: Why doesn’t the country crack down on modified cars? - DayDayNews funny

God's reply: The experience value of this sword directly promoted him from a fresh graduate to a section chief. God’s reply: After being hit by a modified car and paralyzed: Why doesn’t the country crack down on modified cars?

Hot list: Is the Andrology Hospital coming up with a new routine?
DayDayNews 10/18 1684
1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th - DayDayNews funny

1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th

Funny jokes for meetings, funny classic jokes
DayDayNews 10/18 1336
Uncle, I see why your shoes are a bit strange. I suspect that you are a human being. Now you always have an excuse. You caught it yourself and you have to catch it no matter what. Uncle, you are a bit unreasonable. You hit the car before it arrived. This is so unprofessional. My  - DayDayNews funny

Uncle, I see why your shoes are a bit strange. I suspect that you are a human being. Now you always have an excuse. You caught it yourself and you have to catch it no matter what. Uncle, you are a bit unreasonable. You hit the car before it arrived. This is so unprofessional. My

Funny GIF: Uncle, I see why your shoes are a bit strange, you are showing your teeth and flexing your claws
DayDayNews 10/18 1198
The original text of this passage is: You can’t help everyone around you, you can only help yourself. A mother and daughter video blogger, the mother and daughter quarrel with each other, funny and realistic. It was the first time I watched a video carefully, and some of it was w - DayDayNews funny

The original text of this passage is: You can’t help everyone around you, you can only help yourself. A mother and daughter video blogger, the mother and daughter quarrel with each other, funny and realistic. It was the first time I watched a video carefully, and some of it was w

You can't help everyone
DayDayNews 10/18 1953
Hello everyone, I am Sand Sculpture Library, follow me to update interesting sand sculptures every day. Conan: Unexpectedly, I know how to shrink my bones. 18. Sister: It depends on whether I do it or not. - DayDayNews funny

Hello everyone, I am Sand Sculpture Library, follow me to update interesting sand sculptures every day. Conan: Unexpectedly, I know how to shrink my bones. 18. Sister: It depends on whether I do it or not.

Hilarious sand sculptures|Issue 32: Happiness is coming today
DayDayNews 10/18 1534
Virus: It seems that I am redundant! You should take care of it after seeing the photos! As a human being, you must be self-aware! Crematorium owner: What did I burn today? The god of death has started to rush for performance again? - DayDayNews funny

Virus: It seems that I am redundant! You should take care of it after seeing the photos! As a human being, you must be self-aware! Crematorium owner: What did I burn today? The god of death has started to rush for performance again?

Hilarious comment: In winter, what is the warmest thing to wear under a down jacket?
DayDayNews 10/18 1427
Happiness comes too suddenly! The winter vacation has been brought forward by more than a month. A few days ago, my son called me and told me that the winter vacation is expected to be in January. After learning that the vacation was going to be in advance, I was so excited! I ha - DayDayNews funny

Happiness comes too suddenly! The winter vacation has been brought forward by more than a month. A few days ago, my son called me and told me that the winter vacation is expected to be in January. After learning that the vacation was going to be in advance, I was so excited! I ha

A college boy showed off his mother's "love breakfast" and made his classmates laugh: it was his mother who did it!
DayDayNews 10/18 1863
What can't you forget? Zombie: Mom, I'm eating out tonight, so there's no need to cook for me. I am a female, 23 years old, in good health, I don’t have a car or a house, I know how to play with a smartphone, and I know how to run home when it rains. - DayDayNews funny

What can't you forget? Zombie: Mom, I'm eating out tonight, so there's no need to cook for me. I am a female, 23 years old, in good health, I don’t have a car or a house, I know how to play with a smartphone, and I know how to run home when it rains.

[Salt Chosen God’s Reply] What exactly can’t you forget?
DayDayNews 10/18 1914
Will mosquitoes bulge when bitten by mosquitoes? At which moment do you realize which person you can't have a deep friendship with? Some people say it's someone who hid a gun in the past, while others say it's a grave mound. - DayDayNews funny

Will mosquitoes bulge when bitten by mosquitoes? At which moment do you realize which person you can't have a deep friendship with? Some people say it's someone who hid a gun in the past, while others say it's a grave mound.

[Salt Selector God’s Reply] If a mosquito bites a mosquito, will it cause swelling?
DayDayNews 10/18 1332
"The Returned Daughter" is getting more and more outrageous! ! It turns out that Xiao Xiu was accidentally killed by Zhuo Zhuo because Xiao Xiu ran into the scandal between Liao Suifang and Wang Chongjiang and said bad things about Liao Suifang, which made Zhuo Zhuo unhappy, so h - DayDayNews funny

"The Returned Daughter" is getting more and more outrageous! ! It turns out that Xiao Xiu was accidentally killed by Zhuo Zhuo because Xiao Xiu ran into the scandal between Liao Suifang and Wang Chongjiang and said bad things about Liao Suifang, which made Zhuo Zhuo unhappy, so h

"The Returned Daughter" is getting more and more ironic! !
DayDayNews 10/18 1743
Are there fewer options? Queen Mother Xuan of Great Qin, after all, everyone thinks you have them all. Tom and Jerry is indeed a documentary. Fish: Please help me, this smell is too strong. - DayDayNews funny

Are there fewer options? Queen Mother Xuan of Great Qin, after all, everyone thinks you have them all. Tom and Jerry is indeed a documentary. Fish: Please help me, this smell is too strong.

God replied: This sentence forced out his third personality. Guess what it is?
DayDayNews 10/18 1859
1. I missed the bus at work, so I chased the bus. A man riding an electric scooter shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" A warm current suddenly surged in my heart. Just when I wanted to express my gratitude to the beauty of the world, the man shouted again: "Master, come on, don't - DayDayNews funny

1. I missed the bus at work, so I chased the bus. A man riding an electric scooter shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" A warm current suddenly surged in my heart. Just when I wanted to express my gratitude to the beauty of the world, the man shouted again: "Master, come on, don't

I asked my best friend: "What would you think if someone gave you one million in exchange for your boyfriend?"
DayDayNews 10/18 1550

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  • Since my daughter-in-law became pregnant, she does this every time she blows her hair. It’s so silly! This is simply a childhood memory. I miss the time when I sat in front of the TV and watched Princess Huanzhu. - DayDayNews Since my daughter-in-law became pregnant, she does this every time she blows her hair. It’s so silly! This is simply a childhood memory. I miss the time when I sat in front of the TV and watched Princess Huanzhu. 10/14 1032
  • 1. I missed the bus at work, so I chased the bus. A man riding an electric scooter shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" A warm current suddenly surged in my heart. Just when I wanted to express my gratitude to the beauty of the world, the man shouted again: "Master, come on, don't - DayDayNews 1. I missed the bus at work, so I chased the bus. A man riding an electric scooter shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" A warm current suddenly surged in my heart. Just when I wanted to express my gratitude to the beauty of the world, the man shouted again: "Master, come on, don't 10/18 1550
  • The third one: I secretly reported it to the police. Looking at male characters from the perspective of male lips, what shape do you have? Is it illegal to kill a Japanese in China? 21. Li Tong: Let’s get to know each other again, I am your little mother. - DayDayNews The third one: I secretly reported it to the police. Looking at male characters from the perspective of male lips, what shape do you have? Is it illegal to kill a Japanese in China? 21. Li Tong: Let’s get to know each other again, I am your little mother. 10/19 1329
  • Please tell a lie in five words, no more and no less. Friends give me some advice. When I was a kid, I didn’t feel anything when I went to the toilet in my hometown. Why do I feel like I pooped and vomited when I got older now? You have to make money for this. After you collect t - DayDayNews Please tell a lie in five words, no more and no less. Friends give me some advice. When I was a kid, I didn’t feel anything when I went to the toilet in my hometown. Why do I feel like I pooped and vomited when I got older now? You have to make money for this. After you collect t 10/19 1757
  • What can't you forget? Zombie: Mom, I'm eating out tonight, so there's no need to cook for me. I am a female, 23 years old, in good health, I don’t have a car or a house, I know how to play with a smartphone, and I know how to run home when it rains. - DayDayNews What can't you forget? Zombie: Mom, I'm eating out tonight, so there's no need to cook for me. I am a female, 23 years old, in good health, I don’t have a car or a house, I know how to play with a smartphone, and I know how to run home when it rains. 10/18 1914
  • This time I got sick, some people got the fart strain, some got the dry rice strain, and some got the high-end learning strain. I went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles. When the noodles were served, I saw my girlfriend and a strange man talking and laughing in a corn - DayDayNews This time I got sick, some people got the fart strain, some got the dry rice strain, and some got the high-end learning strain. I went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of noodles. When the noodles were served, I saw my girlfriend and a strange man talking and laughing in a corn 10/17 1060
  • People wouldn't understand how important it is for slippers to be non-slip if they don't fall naked in front of everyone in a public bathhouse. And my destiny began to take off after buying this pair of shoes. 0 1 Where are these slippers? This is a hook for gripping the ground.  - DayDayNews People wouldn't understand how important it is for slippers to be non-slip if they don't fall naked in front of everyone in a public bathhouse. And my destiny began to take off after buying this pair of shoes. 0 1 Where are these slippers? This is a hook for gripping the ground. 10/21 1411
  • 1. Don’t go around shouting that the world has abandoned you. This world does not belong to you in the first place. 3 This year is basically over. I asked many friends if they made any money this year. - DayDayNews 1. Don’t go around shouting that the world has abandoned you. This world does not belong to you in the first place. 3 This year is basically over. I asked many friends if they made any money this year. 10/18 1624
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  • The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " 10/18 1755
  • 5G is fast. My 3G is still in the fall, but yours will be in the summer. Think about it, how much extra time you can have if you don't sleep for a day. Cat: I have lost five hundred years of life. Do you have any clues about this? - DayDayNews 5G is fast. My 3G is still in the fall, but yours will be in the summer. Think about it, how much extra time you can have if you don't sleep for a day. Cat: I have lost five hundred years of life. Do you have any clues about this? 10/18 1623
  • I saw this one today, which is said to be a test question for emotional intelligence for civil servants. So when you meet these three leaders, what should you call them? I think this is just made up. What does this have to do with civil servants? - DayDayNews I saw this one today, which is said to be a test question for emotional intelligence for civil servants. So when you meet these three leaders, what should you call them? I think this is just made up. What does this have to do with civil servants? 10/14 1923
  • 1. If this is really the case, the originally beautiful mood will instantly deteriorate. 2. High temperature can be sterilized. This is not a big problem. 3. I don’t know if it’s good or not, but it just feels like a waste of money. 4. I didn’t say anything to lend you. It can be - DayDayNews 1. If this is really the case, the originally beautiful mood will instantly deteriorate. 2. High temperature can be sterilized. This is not a big problem. 3. I don’t know if it’s good or not, but it just feels like a waste of money. 4. I didn’t say anything to lend you. It can be 10/13 1747
  • Hilarious classic funny jokes about coming home. When I got home at night, my wife took a picture of me with her mobile phone and asked: "Didn't you say I worked overtime? Why does it smell like alcohol?" First: See if she is really a woman. Second: See how she looks without make - DayDayNews Hilarious classic funny jokes about coming home. When I got home at night, my wife took a picture of me with her mobile phone and asked: "Didn't you say I worked overtime? Why does it smell like alcohol?" First: See if she is really a woman. Second: See how she looks without make 10/17 1675
  • I recently came across a short video on Douyin, which really amused me. But her husband was standing in front of the bed holding a piece of meat. It turned out that the husband didn’t know how to cut this piece of meat, so he had to carry it to the bed and ask his wife for advice - DayDayNews I recently came across a short video on Douyin, which really amused me. But her husband was standing in front of the bed holding a piece of meat. It turned out that the husband didn’t know how to cut this piece of meat, so he had to carry it to the bed and ask his wife for advice 10/16 1856
  • 1. Who knows how to exchange Bitcoin? I accidentally discovered that there were more than forty Bitcoins in the USB flash drive. 2. Who knows how long it takes for someone with no abdominal muscles to develop like this? 3. People use date stones to kill birds, Erbei 4. No need to - DayDayNews 1. Who knows how to exchange Bitcoin? I accidentally discovered that there were more than forty Bitcoins in the USB flash drive. 2. Who knows how long it takes for someone with no abdominal muscles to develop like this? 3. People use date stones to kill birds, Erbei 4. No need to 10/15 1312
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