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This rice is really good, it is indeed a bit over-expanded. I'm leaving for one, two or three. Is this person a problem? How can I keep transferring? Big mouse: What's the best thing to do homework? Why don't I play with it?

A moment of relaxation: I came and left one, two, three, Is this person a problem? Why do I keep moving?

05/10 1872

1. Dad: "Son, how have you performed in school recently?" Son: "You performed very well. I have been blindly following the trend recently in school, so I won't follow the trend!" Dad: "Very good, what trend has been popular in your school recently?" Son: "Study!" 2. "You are real

Sister Xiang joke: Congratulations on your pregnancy

05/10 1878

I, Thomas, will hit you to death today. The Italians will come to your house immediately. Is this "Chain Saw Man"? I love you. You are not looking for errands, you are looking for slaves.

Comment on the rumor-this is not looking for errands, you are looking for slaves

05/10 1735

#Toutiao Creation Challenge## Interesting Dialogue in the Office# There is a male colleague in the unit who has loved to joke with female colleagues since he was young, and now he is about to retire and is still the same. Of course, he was just joking with people he was familiar

Can a joke be made like this?

05/09 1633

The reason is very simple: Xinghua is going to work, but Yao Lei disagreed. My wife is pretty. If she goes out and is attracted by other men or throws him away as a burden, then he will be finished.

Issue 1993: My wife goes to work (small novel)

05/09 1452

Chicken: Are you finished drawing? I'm going to get off work. Is it okay to get your phone organized like this in an instant? "What would you choose between the eight beauties below ten million?"

"What would you choose between the eight beauties below ten million?" It's the eighth one, think clearly

05/08 1036

The temper is getting up. No one can persuade me. How did this accident happen? Who can explain. Today's wind looks a bit big. The right light spread on the ground and told the boss that he didn't receive the overtime call because the phone card was stolen by an ant. Will he beli

The girl I saw on the street, this dress is too personal, it is made of fishing nets, right?

05/08 1654

I sincerely wish you a happy birthday to the 102-year-old grandma! Are there any friends who understand lip words? See what this girl is talking about? The traffic police were all confused, and the gods were synchronized! When the water reaches the waist, can you pick me up by th

The scene of the car accident (I was confused when I saw this female driver operating [covering my face] The traffic police even more confused after coming over

05/08 1156

You have to use alternative words to scold. But I didn't expect the artificial intelligence system to be retarded. After watching it, I laughed and needed to check my mental state. "Don't let your children lose at the starting line" The teacher is in a good mood vs. The bad mood.

How outrageous is the blocking of sensitive words on the Internet? Hahahahaha, don't laugh at me to death when chatting

05/08 1815

1. Classic funny joke after class. Once, everyone was going home after class. When I went down the stairs, I stepped on my right foot with my left foot and fell into the middle of the road with a large font. I thought at the time: No, it’s so embarrassing, I pretended to be dizzy

Classic funny jokes after class, embarrassing goddess funny embarrassing jokes

05/08 1656

1. Hilarious classic goddess and funny jokes. Goddess: There are no cucumbers in the middle of winter now, how can I boil it? Fujiwoo: Actually, fill the condom with water, take it to the refrigerator and freeze it hard, and then scald it with hot water. The goddess with the same

Hilarious classic goddess funny jokes, embarrassing female classmates funny classic jokes

05/08 1569

The husband replied: My wife is from the Northeast. The day my wife married into the house, the dog yelled at her. She said calmly, this was the first time. Two days later, the wife poured water and passed by the dog. The dog yelled at her again. She said calmly, this was the sec

My stomach hurts when I laugh

05/08 1100

I often hear people say, "No matter what I do, people must have a goal." It is with a goal that people can do many meaningful things. One day, a young man was walking around the market and saw many people surrounding a young and beautiful girl.

Inspirational - The Story of Promise

05/08 1196

I told people online what 154-40 looks like, hahaha. What is the reason for a piece missing in front of the toilet? A woman’s best shot is “You dare to yell at me”. What is the best shot for a man?

God’s comment: I heard that the place where there are moles on the body was where people kissed in their previous life?

05/08 1970

It is not scary to encounter embarrassing things in life. What is scary is that it is really embarrassing to be a male teacher who is "death" in front of students. I couldn't wait to go to have a meal, but a male teacher told the students a reading comprehension when class was ab

When the teacher encountered "society death" in class, the male teacher: so embarrassed that he cut out three bedrooms and two living rooms

05/08 1879