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It's like a thorn in the heart. These things will always remind you and hurt you from time to time... Let's take a look at the confession of netizens! This is something I want to do but dare not do... - DayDayNews

It's like a thorn in the heart. These things will always remind you and hurt you from time to time... Let's take a look at the confession of netizens! This is something I want to do but dare not do...

"The netizen shared the worst thing I've ever done! Someone actually peeing in the shampoo of his roommate???"

03/08 1179

Once, a friend happily played with me when he saw me. As soon as he got it, an uncle covered in shit ran out of the toilet and ran three streets after me crying and shouting. - DayDayNews

Once, a friend happily played with me when he saw me. As soon as he got it, an uncle covered in shit ran out of the toilet and ran three streets after me crying and shouting.

So you are such a baby (1)

03/08 1866

When I was only in my teens, our family had nieces and nieces. They all called me uncle, and I agreed happily. Do you know why this is? It’s really funny. When we are in our hometown, we call our aunts by ranking them. The eldest is called the eldest, the second is called the sec - DayDayNews

When I was only in my teens, our family had nieces and nieces. They all called me uncle, and I agreed happily. Do you know why this is? It’s really funny. When we are in our hometown, we call our aunts by ranking them. The eldest is called the eldest, the second is called the sec

I am a little girl, but I am called "uncle"?

03/08 1255

I scored 100 points in the exam, for fear that others would not know, so I took the exam all the way. The man on the left: I'm just here to learn the simple method of cutting, and you were stunned for a moment. Summer is here, and you have to eat two watermelons a day. - DayDayNews

I scored 100 points in the exam, for fear that others would not know, so I took the exam all the way. The man on the left: I'm just here to learn the simple method of cutting, and you were stunned for a moment. Summer is here, and you have to eat two watermelons a day.

A moment of relaxation: I just came to learn the simple method of cutting, and you were stunned for a moment, hahaha

03/07 1885

The ladder of the car that I couldn't hit was too slippery and fell down. - DayDayNews

The ladder of the car that I couldn't hit was too slippery and fell down.

This cowboy in our house is so powerful. She works lively as soon as she arrives.

03/07 1416

Haha, the car went on strike for you, and you were unhappy when you drove out of the track, so this is resisting you. Is this washing machine ready to run away from home? Fortunately, the socket holds it. - DayDayNews

Haha, the car went on strike for you, and you were unhappy when you drove out of the track, so this is resisting you. Is this washing machine ready to run away from home? Fortunately, the socket holds it.

A moment of relaxation: Is this washing machine ready to run away from home? Fortunately, the socket holds it

03/07 1439

Cat: I haven't woken up yet. Can you let me take a rest for a while and to be honest, it's hard to find a wife in our village... In the eyes of artists, you can find different beauty from different angles. It seems that you can still live twice... You scared me, how did you wave - DayDayNews

Cat: I haven't woken up yet. Can you let me take a rest for a while and to be honest, it's hard to find a wife in our village... In the eyes of artists, you can find different beauty from different angles. It seems that you can still live twice... You scared me, how did you wave

A moment of relaxation: Cat Star: I haven't woken up yet, can I give me a little more rest

03/07 1907

If you were to come again, would you love me? Don't think that I don't know what you are doing without looking at you, you'd better be careful. We don’t know what you are talking about, but it seems that your temper is not good anyway. - DayDayNews

If you were to come again, would you love me? Don't think that I don't know what you are doing without looking at you, you'd better be careful. We don’t know what you are talking about, but it seems that your temper is not good anyway.

Don't think that I don't know what you are doing without looking at you. You'd better be careful, hahahaha

03/07 1095

After hearing this, my wife sighed: If time went back and when I was taking this picture, I should have slapped the person who sighed "I am fortunate to marry me" and left without looking back, then you may not have the chance to sigh here again now. - DayDayNews

After hearing this, my wife sighed: If time went back and when I was taking this picture, I should have slapped the person who sighed "I am fortunate to marry me" and left without looking back, then you may not have the chance to sigh here again now.

A moment of relaxation: My only focus is on working for more than ten hours a day

03/07 1073

I went to the barber shop. As soon as I sat down, a little boy who looked five years old said to the barber with a slight voice that he wanted a cool hairstyle that would make people envious in the class and brighten his girlfriend's eyes. When I heard this, I exclaimed in my hea - DayDayNews

I went to the barber shop. As soon as I sat down, a little boy who looked five years old said to the barber with a slight voice that he wanted a cool hairstyle that would make people envious in the class and brighten his girlfriend's eyes. When I heard this, I exclaimed in my hea

Three tepid jokes in issue 819 - Hairstyle

03/07 1044

1. The process of two people being together is: during the favorable period, it is completely embarrassed to spend the other party’s money. During the passionate period, it is hard to buy things for the other party to spend money. After getting married, they are obviously already - DayDayNews

1. The process of two people being together is: during the favorable period, it is completely embarrassed to spend the other party’s money. During the passionate period, it is hard to buy things for the other party to spend money. After getting married, they are obviously already

A moment of relaxation: I feel regretful when I meet such a neighbor

03/07 1950

1. The real green head in the world is just a forced smile. Only by experiencing it can you feel that the height is so cold. Do you still remember the 15-year circuit breaker? 3. It’s time to show your true technology. It’s so awesome. The blessing of obsessive-compulsive disorde - DayDayNews

1. The real green head in the world is just a forced smile. Only by experiencing it can you feel that the height is so cold. Do you still remember the 15-year circuit breaker? 3. It’s time to show your true technology. It’s so awesome. The blessing of obsessive-compulsive disorde

Otaku Goddess - No. 5

03/07 1088

As newcomers who have just entered society. But netizens died because of the social death. He was not satisfied with a serious injustice. "My Moving Castle and Me" so you have to tear your parents' umbrellas apart. - DayDayNews

As newcomers who have just entered society. But netizens died because of the social death. He was not satisfied with a serious injustice. "My Moving Castle and Me" so you have to tear your parents' umbrellas apart.

Mistaked the company group name to a fool X leader, hahahaha, too much social death

03/06 1078

A poor and destitute old man, because his family is too poor, has not drunk any alcohol for several years. If you don’t come early or late, you will come if I want warm wine. It wakes up my dream. If I had known this, I would rather not drink warmly. I can have a drink once! - DayDayNews

A poor and destitute old man, because his family is too poor, has not drunk any alcohol for several years. If you don’t come early or late, you will come if I want warm wine. It wakes up my dream. If I had known this, I would rather not drink warmly. I can have a drink once!

Jokes (331)

03/06 1510

The world is so big that some people work hard for their livelihood, while others show their personality for the sake of face. There is no difference between people. The difference is thought, and the difference is thinking. They are all born from the womb, they eat grains and gr - DayDayNews

The world is so big that some people work hard for their livelihood, while others show their personality for the sake of face. There is no difference between people. The difference is thought, and the difference is thinking. They are all born from the womb, they eat grains and gr

A man walked his dog without a leash and hit the delivery guy. He refused to give up his dog to apologize. Netizens: Angry

03/06 1031