[1] The soulless scrambled eggs with tomatoes
[2] My sister has suspected her life
[3] Staff: He is a car light!
[4] This old man's body is better than a young man, you can't believe that he is in his seventies.
【5】Too embarrassing! Brother, where did you buy this pot?
[6] When you stare at the abyss, the abyss is staring at you too?
[7] The legendary lift?
[8] Don’t be impressed. In fact, American cars are not so expensive anymore. If you don’t believe me, try
[9] This kid is not as quick as I am!
[10] What does it taste like?
[11] Step on the accelerator and you will definitely be able to fly!
[12] This is a story, and it turned into an accident in the end!
[13] Buddy, you were fired. . . Find another job!
[14] What do you let me eat? Stick your teeth!
[15] Hurry up and tell dad, what did you see in the female bathroom?
[16] The master is in the folk! !
[17] What is the fat girl in your heart?
[18] It hurts when I look at it, but it hurts! Hahahaha
[19] a nation that is open, a life is open!
[20] I can’t get in anymore, I have to go home and put the cattle!
[funny paragraph] My generation is so low
went to a classmate's house to pay a New Year's visit, and his home has many guests! But the second man looked unhappy. I went up and asked him: buddy, what's the matter? Why is the whole world bullying you! Hey, don't mention it, my generation is so low! I asked: How low is it? Erhuo didn't speak, and walked up to a child who was just walking and said: Grandpa, let the grandson hold and play for a while?
[funny joke] Do you know why the water in the pond freezes?
Just after a heavy snowfall, the father pointed to the ice in the pond and asked his 3-year-old son: "Do you know why the water in the pond freezes?" The son said seriously, "Dad, the water in the pond is afraid of cold. I installed a glass window for myself."
[funny joke] A buddy yelled: I rubbed me, it turned out that I was not my own!
remember that the secondary school has nothing to do in the dormitory at night!
playing on the phone so late!
suddenly yelled from a buddy: I wiped it, I'm not my own!
everyone was scared by him!
ask why!
ordered a cigarette, took a deep breath, and
tremblingly said: I just entered my mother’s room and looked at my mother’s photo album. I need a password. The password problem is, what’s my son’s name and I lost my name. Prompt that the password is wrong!
I feel that my world has started to snow! ! !
Then I went back to the goods: "You try your dog's name."
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