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Isn’t it true that everyone has had this experience

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funny jokes

1. I just slapped a child and was beaten by the child. I angered: Why are you bullying an adult?

The child said: You are not an adult, you are bad youth!

himself chuckles, does he still see his bad history? Then he said with a guilty conscience: What's wrong with me?

didn't expect him to kill me in one sentence, he said: You are stunted!

2, one day, Xiaoding was reading a book, and suddenly said to his mother: "It makes sense to open a book!" Mom

heard it and said happily: "Yes, son! So my mother asked you to read more."

"Mom, There is one yuan in the book, I can go buy ice cream!"

3. My father said to his daughter: "Today I saw a beautiful woman with big eyes, round face, white skin, and a few small freckles. She looks more lovely and moving, she is so beautiful." The daughter of

said to the drooling father: "I know, this is a white-faced and black sesame pancake."


4, "Guests, this cave is where the monks and apprentices of Tang Dynasty took a rest. "You can really fool your tour guide!"

"You really can't fool you, there are indeed monkey dung, pig dung, horse dung, and human excrement."

5, today, brother is hanging out on the road, no Carefully hit the telephone pole, and suddenly it was completely dark. When

dawned, people next to him were all dressed in ancient costumes. Brother

understands that Brother has crossed, and is wondering which dynasty it is, suddenly something hits my head.

was about to curse, and when he looked up, it turned out that it was a beautiful woman opening the window. The

rod fell accidentally. So my brother understood, and immediately sent a killer to kill Wu Song.

6. Someone asked the Zen master: "The world scolds me, insults me, laughs at me, despises me, defiles me, and hates me, how to deal with it?" Zen master

said: "Pat him, let him, be patient, and respect him."

"I understand, do you want me to watch it again in a few years?"

"No, I mean you deserve it."

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