Joke: I had a quarrel with my wife, and my wife’s voice was loud, which made my 16-month-old son cry. I was so angry. I touched my son's head and said, "Son, dad is a good dad, but mom is not necessarily a good mom. Remember that."

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I had a fight with my wife. My wife was loud and made my 16-month-old son cry. I was so angry. I touched my son's head and said, "Son, dad is a good dad, but mom is not necessarily a good mother, remember." My wife also came over and touched my son's head and said, "Son, mom is my mother, and dad... is also my dad!" Me. . .

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Single girls must not be anxious. Maybe God’s idea is to leave such a lovely girl. . . I!

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In the restaurant, a man was talking nonsense: Labor and management have been walking around the world for N years, invincible, and have never met an opponent. . . People give him the nickname: Cold-faced Killer! At this time the boss walked in: If you don't brag, you will die. There are five bowls of cold noodles . Check out!

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I bumped into a teacher from my childhood on the street today. Me: "Teacher, you said that I had no future and would accomplish nothing. You were right..." "Oh, it's you. I knew you had to rely on relief to survive." "No, no, I don't receive relief," I explained, "I became a teacher."