I was walking on the street
and then a brother suddenly bumped into me
Damn it, I just found out that my phone was stolen by a thief
Damn it, I bought a new Nokia
Although it was raining outside
I braved the violent storm
and chased the thief all the way
and ran. Running and running
Finally, the thief couldn't run any more.
He got angry.
He showed the knife and panted and walked towards the man:
"You stupid bastard, a broken mobile phone costing more than 100 yuan"
You chased me for more than 20 miles.
I will stab you to death!"
I was so scared that I immediately knelt down and laughed:"Brother
I...I'm here to bring you a charger! tml1
Nokia is not equipped with a charger now."
(Look, is your brother beautiful?)
Lao Wang and Lao Xu are playing Go downstairs
The rise of killing
Aunts came over
and stood next to them to watch
After a while
the aunt picked up the half bottle of water on the stool and handed it to Lao Wang to drink.
While taking it, she said: "Take a rest and drink more water. "
Damn it, Lao Wang is so lucky.
Lao Wang smiled and said: "Thank you! Do you also like to play Go?"
The aunt said: "No, I want this mineral water bottle.
Please give me some water quickly"
(I still don’t understand, many people are afraid to go out to dine out now. This is to increase their popularity. Invisibly, they become extras for the boss... The extras are paid for each Roujiamo )
Bianli has been under a lot of pressure recently and started to learn to smoke
Bianli's new girlfriend wanted him to quit
Every time he said he would stop smoking
In the end, he continued to smoke
Helplessly, Bianli's girlfriend decided
I would give him two cigarettes if I found him smoking one cigarette. Hundred + 3 times hey hey
Bianli smoked one
on the spot. After finishing, Bianli said these were just for pediatricians.
Then Bianli blatantly smoked two
until one day, Bianli's waist was useless. . .
(Obviously this is a chicken wearing stockings)
I met Mrs. Wang and Xiao Wang on the street.
Xiao Wang saw a bald head emerging from the crowd.
He pointed at the bald head and said to Mrs. Wang:
"Mom, look, that person doesn't have a hair on his head!"
Mrs. Wang was shocked and quickly covered Xiao Wang's mouth:
"Keep your voice down so that others can hear you." OK. "
Xiao Wang quit on the spot: "What?
He is Wu Ke , doesn’t he know it yet? "
(I think, from today on I will start to recite the dictionary...)
you like like 's little sister sister th one bomb
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b station is temporarily not broadcasting
because the live broadcast income is not enough to pay the electricity bill
will inform everyone before the next broadcast
welcome brothers to support
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If you haven’t caught up with the live broadcast before,
can pay attention to the updated live broadcast replays of Bianlihao.
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Thank you list today
Boss np
I wish you good health
Never die
Fly again every night
Give birth to 108 children in one
All of them go to Liangshan
You Happy Huan's little sister sister second bomb
Welcome to the almond shop
I am relatively poor recently
I am eating dirt every day
The public account has brought goods
(because the live broadcast room is not allowed to sell spicy strips)
I hope everyone will patronize
You like it like it 's little sister sister three bomb
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. . . . The picture is a pig hand purchased from ACG 2D Network. . . .
then uploaded
to Zhushou's home (because I logged in from a different place, so the displayed address is not Kunming)
Whether the purchasing website has obtained the sharing rights is unknown
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If there is any infringement, please delete it immediately
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