Today’s funny jokes
via: @花泽美美
Dad knows how to break up
via: @social confusion
Who is so happy that I won’t say
via: @李大大大大face
When spending money: I have to love myself
When I have no money: I am sorry for being born
Love brain sells for a few dollars more than pig brain.
Waiter: "Sir, love brain is pure and innocent."
This princess cannot afford to be cruel!
Do you think I can emo? I have been eating Xizhilang for several years My heart has long been in outer space
via: @Don’t call me husband anymore
Driver: Too cautious, even I lied to
Language is difficult for me.
via: @CassWilliams15
Interesting
emo Because the king always loses I can’t keep the one I like
My status after being positive:
via: @太皇太后, you are happy
ht The sequelae of ml1 is that I have no interest in this world for a long time.
Good guy, you really deserve to be called artificial intelligence !
via: @爱hondren
I have to say, QQ is really considerate!
via: @momo
When you start to feel like you are the chosen one, you are almost there!
I love you, you love me, it’s all a lie All talk but no action
is a use that I didn’t expect
via: @桃子安利君
These are not allowed to be cut and used as false eyelashes!
members have even more discounts
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