Husband: Back then I had my hands in my pockets, and I didn’t know what an opponent was.
Wife: Today you are lying in bed sweating and . With your eyes closed, you see your great grandfather waving to you [laughing] [laughing]
People still have to be in awe. Usually you have to pay a little attention to the infection of common colds, let alone this. After all, both of them are sick, who will take care of them?
This is a good time for us to show our false love, comrades, start your show!
Netizen: There is no way, my wife is also positive, I have to take care of her. That being the case, I was wondering how I could avoid it. I didn't think of a good way, so we just did it together. What a smart person. Haha
Oh, this young man, one of the early symptoms of the virus is a tough talk. Is it okay now? Fulfill you.
Netizen: I was dissatisfied at first, but later I became honest! It really specializes in treating all kinds of tough talk, so you can’t be too arrogant!
As the saying goes: Even a tough man is afraid of being diluted by three drops of water, let alone raising the fever to over 38 degrees [cover face] [cover face]
is exactly the same. The initial symptoms are all stiffness [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face]
He just likes your unruly look!
will also teach you how to behave and specialize in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction!
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