1. Classic girlfriend is funny and joking, Female: "I want to find a boyfriend." Male: "What do you think I am?" Female: "Not very good." Male: "Oh. I don't feel that you are not good either, we are quite worthy!" Me: "Do you think I am too domineering in normal times?" Girlfriend: "A rich handsome president is called domineering. A poor and ugly monster like you is called pretending to be B." Oh. . .
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Boys must remember that if your girlfriend always says you don’t have a car or a house, it’s not that you really think you are poor. She just hopes to see you progressively. If she really dislikes you, she will not stay by your side, right? So at this time, you must never argue with her. You just need to stop everything in your hands, then stare at her with concentration and say, "I have this kind of virtue. Whoever is better, you can find whoever you want!"
3. A funny and classic joke from a girl in embarrassing things, the boy said to the girl: Why did you take away all my money? The girl said: I am afraid that I will spend you poor and I will not be able to afford to marry me in the future. The boy said: If we don’t get together in the future, then I’m going to lose a lot? The girl said: That should not be spent randomly. If another girl is too big and you can't afford to marry her. I have to save it for you and I can't let you play a bachelor's life.
4. My best friend cried to me after breaking up love, and said that her man was a scumbag while crying. I said that such scumbag was a scumbag, and I said that such a scumbag would be better sooner or later. She scolded her man so much that he sprayed blood to help her vent her anger. As a result, the next day they made up again. . . I just saw my best friend post a state: People’s hearts are unpredictable, and some things are not well said by others, so you should cherish them even more. Haha, I silently closed the web page, found the teasing message his boyfriend sent me a week ago, and started chatting with him slowly...
5. Yesterday's chat history with the goddess. I 8:33: Are you there? Goddess 10:15: Now! Me 11:45: Are you free now? Goddess 13:35: Well, I just finished my meal. Are you in trouble? Me 13:36: I want to invite you to have supper, okay? Goddess 21:33: I've eaten it! I feel very uncomfortable, please give me a thumbs up and comfort me!
6. I can’t afford to live on the auction! 70% new, in the past year, the procedures are complete, and there is no injury at all, so you don’t need to add money to your hands. A hundred kilometers is only one pound of rice and three taels of meat, which is very capable! I can pick up soil when I go to the ground, chop wood when I go up the mountain, cook, and wash clothes! You can spend money, but you don’t have money at home! It depends on you if you can bring it back. I am interested in consulting, free shipping for express delivery, go upstairs by yourself!
7. I bought a calligraphy painting "Mrs. Afraid of me" and put it at home. My wife is very happy, and I am very happy too. From then on, the family lived a happy life! My wife recites from the right, and I recites from the left, and the days are full of joy!
8.A: "Will you go to Xiao Ming get married tomorrow?" B: "I haven't even participated in my parents' marriage, so I still go to him?", I will never forget what the photographer said to me when taking photos: Beauty, please try to stretch your neck forward as much as possible. We are not easy to repair our double chin.
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