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When I was in high school, I secretly liked a boy and found a way to save his contact information, but my dad would find a question on his phone. So I deleted my dad's number and noted that boy's number as dad. Today, my dad looked at my phone for a long time and asked me with difficulty: "Why do you have a dad outside?"
Xiaobing said: How many young people recognize g dad? Why is it that my wife is looking for a few more husbands?
The truth is revealed
Teacher: Xiao Ming, explain what "the truth is revealed" means!
Xiao Ming: There was a man who gave birth to a son named "Dabai". The next year he gave birth to another son named Xiaobai. When his grandmother came, she hugged Xiaobai and said, "It looks like Dabai."
Teacher: Get out!
Xiaobing said: This idiom also makes you feel like a story!
Doing
A little girl cried and said to her mother: "Mom, dad is not a good man. He hit me. Didn't you say a good man never hit a woman?" Her dad next to
immediately shouted, "You are still early from a woman!"
Xiaobing said: The little tree is not straight, and people do not repair it. Gen chirp!
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