1. Embarrassing things, hilarious jokes, When I fell in love with my wife. The first time a new son-in-law came to the door. Her parents are very enthusiastic. I kept adding food and rice to me, but I couldn't refuse. So I ate desperately. I felt that I had to stop eating until I was in my throat. I almost vomited when I came out of her house. It's really uncomfortable. So I bought two more bread and pressed it down. ^&%*%^&*
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. The boss angrily shouted at a new female employee: "You are not only late, but also fabricated reasons. Do you know, how I treat lying staff?" The female employee said calmly: "I know--Immediately send him to be a product salesman."
3. hilarious classic embarrassing things and funny jokes . I am a good son-in-law. I quarreled with my wife the day before yesterday and ran back to my parents' home. I just called my mother-in-law and didn't say a word. My mother-in-law said: Don't worry, I understand you because of your pressure. I will drive that guy back to you in the evening. You are busy with yours. I won't let him enter the house next time! I'm asking for character for my mother-in-law! ! !
4. My best friend loves beauty very much and spent more than 200,000 yuan on plastic surgery. I asked her: Are you afraid of pain when you have plastic surgery? She looked me up and down and said: Are you afraid of being ugly, and I am still afraid of pain? Make me cry. . . Today I was in Chinese class. The Chinese teacher had a piece of chalk on the bottom of the index and middle fingers, and everyone who smoked understood it. Speaking of the passionate parts, he put the chalk in his mouth...... My friends and I were shocked!
5. A few days ago, I saw a couple quarrel. The boy looked at the girl and smiled when he didn't say anything. Then the girl threw herself into the boy's arms and hugged the boy and said: I won't even make a fight, what should I do in the future? I got it. One day, I had a quarrel with my girlfriend. I looked at her quietly and smiled. Suddenly she slapped me in the face: You still have a smile on your face! !
6. It’s raining tonight, and the umbrella brought by the host. After school, I saw that my beloved goddess gave her her umbrella without her umbrella, and she didn't think about herself. The goddess said thank you and left. I was worried about going home. The girl who liked me came over and handed me the umbrella and ran away in the rain. To be honest, I was very moved. I knew who I should choose!
7. My little cousin was in junior high school and once ran to my house for help: "Cousin, I met a pervert on the way to study. Can you pick me up from school?" I agreed without hesitation. That night, a handsome guy came towards me, and my cousin shouted, "It's him!" I stepped forward and held it down. Just as she was about to take action, she stopped him and said to the guy viciously, "This is my cousin, a karate master. If you don't add me on WeChat today, you can't leave..."
8. I went on a blind date with Yimming and sat opposite me in the teahouse. After learning about the work, education, family, and hobbies of both parties, I fell into trouble in the conversation and started to make some jokes, and then talked about social and economic topics. Me: How do you view the housing market? mm: (I was stunned for a moment, I lowered my head and was silent for a while) It would be better not to be too frequent...
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