We have a new 380 package here, which will definitely look good if you are hot. After saying that, I went out calmly. The girl kept chasing me, probably because she wanted to thank me.

Hilarious recommendation: I was very naughty when I was in elementary school

1. Today I went to cut my hair and saw the barber next to me saying to a girl: Beautiful girl is just perming her hair! We have a new 380 package here, which will definitely look good if you are hot. I was not happy at that time. Isn’t this a fraud? I stood up after a quick trip. Girl, don’t listen to his ugly pussy like you, nothing looks good. After saying that, I went out calmly. The girl kept chasing me, probably because she wanted to thank me. Oops! Too polite.

2. I was chasing the male god in high school. Before a competition, I said to him, "I'll help you wash your clothes." He was unwilling, and we sent him my brain to push him into the stinky ditch next to him. Haha, let me wash it for you now, and I'd still strongly ask me to wash it for him. So I said: Since ancient times, deep affection cannot be retained, but only routines can win people's hearts.

3. The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and the girl hides under the eaves and watches the heavy rain helplessly. I looked at the umbrella in my hand, cheered myself up, and walked towards the girl: "Girl, do you want an umbrella?" The girl looked at me gratefully: "Thank you." I smiled and shook my head: "Girl, don't thank you. Ten yuan per

4. My friend saw a thousand charming beauty wiped tears on the side of the road. I went over to comfort her and learned that she had not completed her performance and was scolded by the boss. My heart softened and pulled the beauty to the tavern next to her. After a bottle, the beauty slowly smiled. My friend asked her if she was more happy? The beauty said, "Well, if you have another bottle, you will exceed the performance of this month!!!"

5. The doorkeeper in our unit had three fingers missing on the right hand. He chatted with him yesterday and talked about his fingers. He said: Back then, a group of little hooligans teased female high school students on the street. At this time, a chivalrous young man stepped forward and fucked all the hooligans. As a result, the young man was seriously injured. Me: Uncle, did you have such a brilliant deed when you were young? Is that bullied female high school student the current aunt? The old man took a long time to smoke a cigarette, spit out the smoke rings for a long time, and said to me that I was learning carpenters nearby, and then I was fascinated by a fight and my fingers were gnawed by a chainsaw!