The next morning, my wife was still losing her temper. She didn't make breakfast but was wiping the table in a muffled voice. I thought about it and realized the importance of her. Maybe she had made a lot of money for this family and I didn't understand. She was also a very sad

Worked overtime until the early morning a few days ago. He was forced to go on a business trip with his leader and came back very late! I explained it once, but my wife couldn't believe me. She thought I was going out to mess around with her. I said I was coming back in the middle of the night, but I was afraid that she would worry too much, so I didn't spend the night outside. She still didn't understand me! I just want to say that our men’s sadness is, you women won’t understand it!

The next morning my wife was still losing her temper. She didn't make breakfast but was wiping the table in a muffled voice. I thought about it and realized her importance. Maybe she had made a lot of money for this family and I didn't understand. She was also a very sad person!

You have to eat a big stutter, so that you can look generous. It is said that the male god likes this one!

Girls should not make things difficult for themselves, and don’t show off in front of their boyfriends.

Big sister, if you have thin clothes, don’t wear them. It’s so embarrassing if you are seen by passers-by.

Sweeping robots cost several dollars can be increased several times through later packaging.

The girl is half an angel and half a devil, making her boyfriend devoted herself.

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2. Funny jokes, sharing humorous jokes!

. Hilarious joke: Yesterday, the director of the teaching director confiscated a mobile phone of my classmate during his evening self-study inspection. The director opened the address book for the mobile phone to check, and then was surprised to see that there was a few contacts with the name of a livestock. The director was still teasing in the class that there was someone's note saying "Animal", and then he pressed the call button. So in front of everyone, our director's phone rang out instantly....

. Funny joke: I heard that you can't look at the dog for too long, otherwise the dog would think it was a provocation. I just tried it at the Husky at home, and I kept staring at it and thought it would be mad at me! ! ! As a result, after looking at me for a while, it actually ran to bite the dog basin and left! ! ! I also looked back at me from time to time. . . Damn...who would ask you what you want to eat.

. Happy Moments: Several women chatted together, and one woman said: My mother-in-law said every day that I couldn’t do it well, and she also said how she was like, how she was like, it seemed very amazing. I can't do what she does. A young man next to him was dissatisfied and said: Your mother-in-law can sleep with your father-in-law, can you? The woman glared and said: Of course I can sleep with my father-in-law, but can my mother-in-law give birth to a son for my husband? The next day, the 2B youth changed its signature: Married women are very tough, please go by if you have nothing to do.

. A smile every day: I saw a store and made a promotion: "The belt is 99 yuan per belt, it is not a real leather that costs ten yuan per one!" I went to buy it, and when I got it, it was definitely a fake product! So I settled the score with the boss. Me: "You must be fake, please accompany me 10 items quickly!" Boss: "Young man, I wrote it very clearly at the door, it's not real skin, I will pay ten if I fake one!" Come on, boss, come here, I want to hit you!