Like
Once asked my brother-in-law: Do you dare to say you like me in front of my sister? Brother-in-law: It’s not difficult, bet 200 yuan! Everyone had dinner together in the afternoon, and my brother-in-law spoke: "Wife, don't be busy cleaning the dishes after dinner, and take a break before doing it! I like our sister this. You see, she slapped her butt after eating, and sat on the sofa and watched TV! "Damn, this is OK?
Xiaobing said: They are confessing, no matter what occasion he says!
Canteen
Company has always been a canteen. So the food is often unsatisfactory. In order to improve our food, the company recently introduced a canteen so that the two canteens can compete to improve the quality of the food. So there is such a scene now. Every time after dinner, when you walk to the door of the canteen, an aunt will wave the spoon and shout loudly! Handsome guy, come here... Handsome guy, come here... sister Yes! I had a meal and made me feel like I was shopping in the kiln! !
Xiaobing said: Then choose a canteen with a nice and beautiful aunt!
Doctor
went to see a psychiatrist alone, and he said dejectedly: "I was on a business trip for a month. The day before yesterday, I sent a telegram to my wife and said that I was going home, but when I opened the door this morning, my God, she was actually lying on the bed with a strange man! "Don't be so pessimistic," the psychologist persuaded, "the work efficiency of the Telegraph Bureau is so bad now. "
Xiaobing said: If the telegram is faster, you won't find this bad thing!
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