1 scared me so much that it would hit thunder. What kind of electricity flashed? I was taking a shower and thought someone was taking a secret photo.
2 Let me briefly introduce my friend: Quality Education 's escape net.
3 You said I look good and I can tolerate it, but don’t talk about my friends, this has nothing to do with them.
4 Kindergarten is about to start school. Recently, my wife comes back every day and nags to her son: "In kindergarten, you have to listen to the teacher, get along well with the children, don't fight, don't lose your face..."
Son "I know, I know, I don't take your face to go to school..."
5 Get married next month, and I will give my father-in-law and mother-in-law before marriage.
Because I crossed provinces, I sent it. After the transfer, I had to compile a text message to my father-in-law. I originally wanted to say "Thank you, my father-in-law", but as soon as I compiled a "received" I clicked out the text message.
After a while, my father-in-law directly replied to me with a "deal".
6 One day, the couple was quarreling, but the more they quarreled, the more fierce the wife was about to use force to her husband, and her husband hurriedly got under the bed.
The wife couldn't beat her husband for a moment, so she shouted fiercely: "I have a habit, come out!"
At this time, the husband who was hiding under the bed said proudly: "A man, keep his word - if you don't say 'you can't come out'!"
7 An old lady pushed the old lady, and the old lady said to the old lady, "Baby, you are so nice." So warm!
reporter walked up to ask the old lady: "How do you keep your love for the rest of your life?"
old lady said: "He had an affair before, and he wanted to abandon me for a while."
reporter asked: "How did you do it?"
old lady: "No, I broke his leg!"
reporter then asked the old lady: "You are over 80 years old, and you still call me a wife, baby, how did you do it?"
old lady: "Don't mention it, I forgot what her name was a few years ago, and I didn't dare to ask, for fear that she would kill me..."
8 Walking on the street today, I met two old men in their seventies and eighties who were greeting each other. Uncle A: "Oh, you are still alive!" Uncle B: "Ah! I thought you were no longer here!" I was in a mess at that time...
9 chatted with my girlfriend, and she asked me: In your eyes, how many types of women can be divided into? I thought about it and replied: Two kinds! Good looking and ugly! She was cute to me and said: Then tell me which kind of thing I belong to? Me: You belong in between. She: What is that? I stood up and said to her: What an ugly kind!
10 A child was given an injection, and the doctor joked: Kid, are you afraid of pain?
The child looked at him and ignored him. When the medicine was ready, the doctor said: Kid, I'm going to get an injection!
The child still ignored him
After the call, the doctor praised: The child is so strong, he doesn’t cry
The child lifted up his pants and turned around and said coldly: I’m talking nonsense if I get an injection!
11 Neighborhood Committee Aunt: Child, why are you standing alone at the door in a cold weather? Why don’t you stay in the house?
Child: Dad, mom is quarreling.
Nest Neighborhood Committee Auntie: It’s not so sarcastic, who is your father?
Kids: This is why they quarrel.
12 The male singer walked onto the stage, but found that there was only one woman in the audience!
male singer calmly said, "I only sing for you today!"
woman said excitedly, "Then you have to hurry up, I still have to clean the hygiene here!"
13 In the beach of , a blonde beauty came to a beach restaurant with empty hands. !
The beauty ordered food from a male waiter, and the male waiter was stunned when he saw it!
The beauty asked the male waiter, "Did you understand?"
The male waiter quickly replied, "I understand, I understand."
The beauty asked, "Then why are you still standing there? Why don't you serve me a meal!"
The male waiter said, "I'm wondering if you have any money on you?"
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