There are many interesting things in life, and the more you think about it, the more cola you become. In the words of Zhao Benshan , I have been alive by pointing at this joke in my life.
joke
Since the outbreak of the epidemic, everyone has been asked to wear masks. I found that many people look better than wearing masks without masks, while some people look better than wearing masks without masks.
And I look ugly whether I wear a mask or not.
joke 2
When I was a child, everyone had a hard time. Every day, they had a little soup and a simple meal, so everyone wanted to eat meat.
At that time, meat was 80 cents per pound, but matches were only 2 cents a box, and they could be used for a long time, so few people were willing to buy meat to eat.
A group of old men gathered next to the winter meat case, chatting while sweating and smoking, and talking enthusiastically.
One of the old men said: Today’s life is nothing. I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet and bought two cents of meat to eat!
joke 3
There is a person in the neighboring village who is highly myopic, with the lenses thicker than the bottom of the bottle, and it is said that it is about 2,000 degrees.
One day at dusk, he rode his bike home. Halfway through the way, he saw a black shadow in front of him, and he quickly shouted: Brother, let me give in!
before he finished speaking, he bumped into each other with a clang. He got up from the ground and quickly gave him a gift, saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry", but the man didn't say a word.
It turned out that he hit the telephone pole.
jokes 4
Grandpa said that year he entered a village as a working group and had a meal.
Although every family is not doing well, they try to make some good things for the comrades in the working group to improve the food.
But one of them has a very poor food every day. Although there are not many good dishes at other homes, they still have a few eggs fried.
But this family has several chickens, but they have never eaten eggs. Grandpa is going to tease them.
A few days ago, my grandfather saw the eggs in her house placed under the cabinet. So when I went there that day, I took four of them in my pocket while the owner was not paying attention.
Grandpa took out four eggs and said to the female landlord, "To improve the food, I brought four eggs myself, you can make it."
When eating, my grandfather only ate a little eggs, while the children from that family rush to eat them.
After eating, my grandfather smiled and told me where the eggs came from and paid more money and food coupons. The mistress of the house was blushing like a big red cloth.
In fact, there are many jokes in the countryside, all with a strong earthy atmosphere and a breath of life. It is the real fireworks of the world and the life of ordinary people.
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