1. hilarious classic eating funny jokes, went to dinner with a few friends, and a small restaurant on the side of the road. As soon as I arrived, my friend ordered a dish: "Boss, let's have fish-flavored shredded pork !" The boss's wife came out and said, "I'm sorry, there is no fish today, I can't make it, why don't you change to something else..." When I went to dinner with my friend, after ordering the dishes, the waiter came over and asked: What is cold O? My friend said: Cold lotus root! It's too difficult to write.
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. It snowed all night last night. The next day I went downstairs to drive and saw that the window glass was gone and the car was filled with snow. I was particularly angry and went to the property and said that someone smashed the glass of my car. The property owner took a look at the car: Girl, can you roll the car window up next time?
3. Embarrassing things to work are funny and funny jokes, Every sunny morning when walking to work, I will sigh, "The weather is so good, I really shouldn't go to work!" But in fact, if I really don't have to go to work, I probably wouldn't get up, and I see such a warm and pleasant morning.
4.I used to be a person with extremely high moral cultivation. I just picked up garbage on campus when I had nothing to do. Everyone has the responsibility to beautify the environment. Until one day, the aunts at the convenience store said, "Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, looking very gentle, a little sister-in-law, I don't know what she did, and was punished to pick up garbage. It's almost a week!"
5. Once a foodie guy had a dinner with us, and he saw him sweeping the wind and bleeding the clouds. He burped for a while, and he felt extremely comfortable holding his stomach with one hand. Suddenly, he saw half of his butt lifting, his face was full of force, and he said in surprise: There is a place again. We don’t understand the state of foodie.
6. Lying on the bed and playing with your phone, you are trapped until your phone falls from your hands repeatedly, and you have to pick it up and continue brushing. We always feel that what we can't let go of is some people and things, but in fact, what we can't let go of is the mobile phone. Some students actually left a message with chalk on the wall of the campus toilet: xxx will visit here. After seeing this, I wrote another sentence at the back: It’s a pity that the septic tank is too shallow! ! !
7. I went to get a haircut in high school and had a cold. After finishing my work, the barber took the hair dryer to blow it. After a few minutes of blowing, I felt my stomach turbulent. I pushed the barber away and rushed outside, vomiting wildly at the curb. The barber shop guys thought I didn't give me any money to escape, so they all chased me out. After I finished vomiting, I looked up and saw the surprised expressions of the guys and the food that the barber shop owner had just eaten into his mouth.
8. I will make full use of the class time, not talking to my classmates, not passing notes, not playing with my phone, not dazed, because I know that a class only has 45 minutes. . . . . . Not enough sleep at all. I am a junior high school student. Youdao’s homework question is, please refer to the original sentence and write an imitation sentence. The original sentence: The Great Wall is my upright backbone. A classmate of a second hand wrote: The Turpan Basin is my sunken belly button.
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