When I was in elementary school, one day I saw my sister hiding something under the closet. I took it out while she was walking away. It was a 36-point test paper. too young too simple , now when I think about it, my cheeks still hurts with a scorching pain.

. I’ll send it to everyone to have fun together! !

1. When I was in elementary school, one day I saw my sister hiding something under the closet. When she walked away, I took it out and took it out. It was a 36-point test paper. I remembered that she often hit me, so I smiled and showed it to my mother. Unexpectedly, my mother slapped her backhand without looking at her name: "Is there still a smile?"

2, I remember when I was in the screenwriter class, there was a girl named Yang Xiao in the class who talked a lot, and classmate A didn't like her very much. One day, A and the class monitor were having dinner together in the cafeteria. As soon as A sat down, he said to the class monitor, "Yang Xiao is so annoying!" At this time, the class monitor sitting opposite A suddenly found that Yang Xiao was standing behind A, so the class monitor immediately asked A, "Who is Yang Xiaofan?"

3. When I was a child, I skipped classes to play arcades. When my mother was excited, I was caught by my mother. At the moment when I turned around, the small universe exploded and shouted firmly: "Auntie, you recognized the wrong person!" I thought that as long as I bite to death, my mother would doubt myself, and then I could escape from birth. too young too simple , now when I think about it, my cheeks still hurts with a scorching pain.

4, When I was in high school, there was someone in the class who nicknamed him Big Catfish. As he shouted, he started, and he didn't call him real name. One day, he sent a text message to another classmate of my class and said, "I'm a catfish, I'll call me back when I saw it." Unexpectedly, I sent it wrong, and it sent it to Changsha. Someone replied to him and said, "I'm sorry, you sent it wrong, this is a human," the whole class squirted wildly.

5. The school moved to a new campus and ushered in the traditional riot before the annual farewell. It’s so lively to smash the kettle and tear the books and throw them into the basin. At twelve o'clock, the riot had come to an end, and suddenly a sentence from the second-year high school boy's bedroom, "Gao Yi (a female geography teacher) I love you" echoed throughout the dormitory area. Two seconds later, the first-year high school boy opposite, replied shyly and firmly, "I love you too, too." The girl watching the bystander was so hurt. The confession brother is in chaos in the wind.

6, used to work in a mobile phone store during the summer vacation. One day, I recommended a slider mobile phone to a customer (sliding was very popular during that time~) He was excited and told me that he would never buy a slider again. He was puzzled and told me that the reason he came to buy a mobile phone was that his mobile phone was snatched. He was on the phone at that time. After being snatched, he only held the lower body of the phone tightly...

7, when he was a child, he used chocolate beans as poison, and he dubbed while eating: You are so vicious, I have done so much for you, and you actually... I came to harm me. Then he struggled to pour chocolate beans into his mouth, and after eating, he coughed and pretended to foam at the mouth. The neighbor who came to my house to borrow something quietly watched all this...

8, Tell me about my aunt's name. By the way, my aunt's house has a golden retriever (Chow Chow) which is relatively large and yellow! I am very favored by my aunt. One day, my aunt made her hair and exploded according to the color of her golden retriever. I didn't tell my uncle (I went on a business trip), and I curled up in the quilt and slept at noon, but left a yellow hair outside. When my uncle came back, he cursed (my uncle doesn't like dogs very much). "Little girl, I'm a dog, I'm still climbing onto the bed, and I can cover myself with a quilt." After that, I put it over... It was a tragedy.

9, "Boss, are your fruit fresh?" "Don't worry, it's absolutely fresh." "I bought it for my sick and hospitalized wife. Did you use pesticides for this fruit?" "Oh, I didn't call it, you can go home and make it yourself."

10, In the morning, I picked up a wallet with a few hundred yuan and a certificate. The most important thing is a piece of paper that says: I often lose things, I give you the money in my wallet, just return the certificate to me. Mobile: XXXXX. . .

Then I called it and heard a sentence from the other party: I just picked up this phone. Is

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