My parents learned Chinese very well. Fortunately, my mother used the word "chip board" not "mountain". Teacher Liu Huan: What did I do wrong! I can’t tell whether this is praise or belittle you.

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2025-04-17

#How do parents describe you as fat#After reading the comments of netizens
I am really laughing crazy
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“Your child is really blessed”

▼The father’s complaints are the deadliest

▼This is too miserable

▼My parents learn Chinese well
. It is quite vivid.

▼Skinny can count his own ribs

▼Fortunately, the word used by my mother is chopping board not mountain

▼Submersible Do the word look like a light bulb

▼Mom is really a language artist

▼Hey dad, the word rhymes is quite

▼ Liu Huan Teacher: What did I do wrong!

▼It seems that the base is too large

▼If I get fat, would I sleep in the streets?

▼The description of car washing is too good

▼House: I'm too difficult, I can't hold on.

▼If I use "strong" to be more sturdy I feel the heart

▼I can't tell whether this is praise or defamation

▼Hahaha I feel the picture

▼Simple and crude Northeast mother

▼Dad is afraid that it is not a Chinese class representative

▼What's wrong with the tree stump!
The tree stump is strong, and the typhoon cannot blow away

▼Mom's description is too picture-like

▼Sorry, this really makes me laugh

▼It's really pitiful and funny hahahaha

After reading it, I realized that everyone's parents are so talented!
Hahahahahahahahaha
The same world and the same parents!

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