(1)
That year I went to elementary school, and it was popular in the school to make a blood alliance. The Taoyuan three times, and I formed brothers of the opposite sex, and I agreed that we would share the same blessings and hardships.
That year, a gangster asked me to collect protection fees and forced me into the alley. He threatened me with a brick and asked me to take out the two dollars in my pocket.
I saw Gangzi and Huzi just passed by and called them to help me. When they saw me like this, they felt angry, picked up two bricks and rushed over. However, when they saw the gangster's physique and two or three younger brothers around them, they immediately said to the gangster loudly: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The day before yesterday, my nephew was just one month old, and his father made a sign and hung it on it, saying _______________________________
is 6321 days away from the college entrance examination.
(Wednesday)
That day I went to the zoo and saw giraffes and little squirrels... I took a photo with them one by one. They cooperated very well, and some would smile and give me a hand with scissors.
But when it arrived at the panda area, it didn't move and didn't look at me, lazily lying on it, and didn't respond to me no matter how it called. I asked the breeder if this panda is sick?
The breeder replied lightly: _______________________________
No, it is not sick, it just doesn't want to open business today.
(Four)
My cousin is going to get married and hold a banquet in the village. The forecast was originally very good the day before yesterday. Today, the sky was clear, but it was snowing heavily after a while. In a blink of an eye, the ground became white.
My cousin's family is very worried. How can the guests sit in such heavy snow? There is no shed to cover it. If there are no guests, the wedding scene will be so deserted.
But the banquet was about to start at noon, and none of the guests arrived. They shivered in the heavy snow and held up their chopsticks and ate the cold dishes. Until the banquet ended, none of them left the venue early.
The uncle in the city sneered at him. He tried so hard just to eat it in one bite. Is there no meat at home?
The uncle in the village looked at him and replied: ____________________________________
They did this because they received gifts and felt uncomfortable when they didn't eat...
(Five)
The financial power in the family has always been my wife, but this year I have a lot of bonuses, so I discussed with her whether it's time to change to a housekeeper?
My wife was very reasonable and exchanged all her savings for stacks of 100 yuan coins, and then she shared a lot with me, saying that she would have a fair showdown.
We start with stone scissors cloth, and whoever wins will get a bundle from the other party. My wife reacted slowly, and I won the most, and all the money came to me.
I looked at my wife with a smile and said, "Wife, I've given up."
My wife didn’t have the potential to lose, so she gave me the financial power and went to cook. But within a while, a policeman came to the door and said that I was gambling and wanted to take me away.
I hurriedly explained, saying that it was a misunderstanding and that I did not gamble. Which turtle boy framed me?
The police called the whistleblower, and then the wife's phone rang. My wife looked at me awkwardly and whispered, as long as you give me all the gambling money, I will tell the police that I was the one who called the wrong one...
I yelled angrily: __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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