1. I dragged my wife's chin and stared at her cheek: "I don't even look at your face." My wife was a little shy: "Hate, why?"
2. As a Taurus who is best at living, I said to the dentist: "Don't use those anesthetics, spray those expensive things to fool me, just pull off my teeth!" The dentist admired me very much: "There are very few people as strong as you..." "The doctor is praising you, thank you!" I turned around and said to my wife.
3. My wife said to me: Cooking in summer is so hot! I said: Then you put on makeup quickly! She said happily: Do you want me to go out and eat? I said: No, it will be evening when you finish putting on makeup. It will definitely be cooler to cook at that time.
4. Husband: I have had enough of you scolding people like this all day! I want to get a divorce! ! ! I'm looking for another one! Wife: If you are like this, you won’t be scolded if you look for it again? Husband: If you get scolded, you can be scolded, at least you can listen to something new. ------
5. The neighbor is fighting, so I will help to break the fight. When I went to their house, I saw a woman taking a steel scoop to beat the man, so I snatched it decisively. The woman shouted at me: Give it to me! The man shouted at me: Give her, let her beat me! Seeing that the two of them had a very consistent opinion, they handed the water to the woman. They were stunned. After a few seconds of pause, Dang'er~Dang'er~a man's bag.
5. My wife is a shrew. One day, she suddenly became gentle to me and was puzzled. Me: Wife, I have something I don’t know if I should say it? Wife: Say it, my dear. Me: I think you have a very good attitude towards me today. Did you do anything to me? My wife immediately returned to her shrew style and shouted: Get out! ! ! ! Me: OK, I'll feel at ease if you do this.
6. Xu Xian ran on the road in panic and said to everyone: "I only realized today that my wife is a snake, it's so scary!" Passerby A: "What's so strange about my wife being a snake? It's not scary, it's not scary." Xu Xian was surprised: "It's not scary?" Passerby A: "My Tiger is scary!" Passerby B: "I have a Hedong lion in my house..."
7. Question: " King of Heavenly Kings " Answer: "Pagoda River Demon" Ask "Why are your face red?" Answer: "I can't find my wife in a hurry" Question: "Why are you white again?" Answer: "I was scared when I found a tigress."
8. It is said that men have pugs before marriage and wolf dogs after marriage. I personally feel that nothing is wrong, at least the species has not changed. It is much more reliable than a woman who is a Persian cat before marriage and a tigress after marriage. What's more, some people who became female Tyrannosaurus after marriage even surpassed their families.
9. A woman complained about her husband at the dinner table, saying that asking him to wash dishes would make people angry. He just washed the dishes and finished it, and the trash can on the stove floor was not cleaned. His husband dissatisfied and said: You didn't explain it clearly. If you just ask me to wash the dishes, I will only wash the dishes. The wife said angrily: I just asked you to come for dinner, why did you still eat vegetables and drink soup?
10. The man went to take the exam and the invigilator asked, "Why are you different from the photos on the admission ticket?" The man explained, "For some well-known reasons, the swelling on his face had not yet subsided when he took the photo."
#Telebrity Creation Challenge#
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