1. Five hundred years ago, you were our long-term worker. That day, when I peeked at your way of chopping wood at the window, I fell in love with you. Don’t blame me for not telling you at that time! Because there was no short message at that time!
2. A company recruited employees, and hundreds of college students rushed to report their homes: "I Peking University ", "I Jiaotong University", "I Zhejiang University ". Suddenly, a girl shouted, "I have big breasts!" The chairman slapped the table and said, "It's you!"
3. On the bus, two men quarreled with each other because they were squeezed and gradually became very fierce. A man next to him said, "I can only scold each other, I don't look like a man." As soon as he finished speaking, two men who were at the limit of patience broke out at the same time, and beat the man hard together. . .
4. "The owl and the cat met. The owl told the cat: "I'm wondering. We are from the same lineage, why is the gap so big? You are loved by your master but I have to sleep in the open?" The cat also smiled bitterly and shook his head, "You don't understand! My life is not easy. Have you ever heard of 'Dog bite mice and meddling for no matter if the cat is caught without a mouse'? In order to protect the danger of immortality, I have changed careers and become pets!"
5. I have changed careers and become pets when I keep the danger of immortality!" " 3. On Valentine's Day, Aju ran to Feifei with a large bouquet of flowers. Feifei's heart beat faster, and Aju ran over: "Feifei, today is Valentine's Day. "Fefei was even more excited. Aju: "These flowers. . Sold to you cheaper! ”
6. Feifei complained that Aju didn’t buy her clothes: “They are shopping in the mall. "Aju waved his hand and said, "Let's go! I'll take it to see people shopping wildly! ”
7, I am a god friend in junior high school. He was really a "god". That guy's hands were usually dirty and darker than Bao Gong. Once the teacher checked his personal hygiene and walked over one by one. It was almost time for him. I thought he was unsuccessful. At this critical moment, he picked up my tape without saying a word, wiped it, and his hands turned white...
8. The teacher asked the teacher, what did the arrow mean to the left? The students answered: Turn left! The teacher is very happy, what did the arrow mean to the right? The students answered: Turn right! The teacher continues, what does the arrow mean to the up? Take off!
9. An cricket bet with the pig and said: If I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said: I want to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig was still watching! Why is the pig still watching?
10. The husband asked his wife who was addicted to the TV series: "What new plot is there?" The wife replied: "The heroine has an abortion, the hero's business has gone bankrupt, the son was accused of taking drugs and going to prison, the father-in-law's house was set on fire, the sister could not finish reading because of pregnancy, and the brother was arrested for stealing the tire of the police car..." The husband exclaimed, "Oh my God, what kind of TV series is this?" "Beautiful life. ”
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