1. Speaking of the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Bei wedding, at the moment of bridal chamber, Liu Bei drank three glasses of wine and shouted loudly that it was time for the second child to appear. With a whoosh, the door was suddenly knocked open, and I saw Guan Yu kneeling on the ground, clasping his fists and saying: Thank you, brother. Sister-in-law, let you see how powerful my little brother is. I saw that before Guan Yu could get up, Zhang Fei rushed in and said, thank you, second brother!
2. There are one or two brothers who have been peeping at a beautiful woman for a long time. They are preparing to take action if they pass by an alley after get off work tonight. The two brothers are waiting in the alley early, and finally wait until the beauty passes by an alley after get off work. So the two brothers said "handsome", and put their hands into their crotch and started moving quickly.
3. The traffic police stopped a drunk driver. Q: Traffic police: Have you drunk? Driver: I drank a little while I was having a meal just now! Traffic Police: Then why not let your wife open? Driver: I'm just drunk but I'm not crazy! and. If it were my wife, do you think you could stop me?
4. When I was a child, Xiao Ming had a cellar at home. My mother told him that the cellar was very hot and lacked oxygen, and it would be suffocated to death. Xiao Ming never believed it until one day, Xiao Ming found that Uncle Wang and his mother were holding it in the cellar. His face turned red, and he decisively called his father...
5. On the street that day, I met a boy and a girl, about 4-5 years old, playing games. Whoever wins can bounce the other party’s forehead. The girl won, and the boy simply let the girl bounce it. After that, the boy won. The girl closed her eyes nervously, but the boy put away his bent fingers and kissed the girl's forehead. I think I know why I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. I just made the girl the old birthday. . . . I won’t say anything, I will cry.
6. The grandfather next door was very handsome when he was young, and his family was very rich, while his grandmother was very average in all aspects. One day we ask grandpa why he married grandma. Grandpa looked at the sky with complicated eyes: Your grandma came to me and asked me if I could marry two at a time. I looked at the young and beautiful sister-in-law behind her and quickly agreed, no problem or problem. As a result, your grandmother and your uncle got married together...
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