Xiaoqian’s funny chat record: During today’s exam, I found out that I couldn’t do a multiple-choice question, so I asked the guy behind me what to choose for this question. Since the invigilator was very strict, the guy didn’t have the chance to tell me. The answer, but then he pointed at the girl next to me with his sinful right hand, and then I suddenly realized that I should choose A for this question.
Xiaoqian’s funny chat record: In the evening, I went for a walk in the park and met my sister-in-law on the road. I said hello and asked her what she was busy with recently. My sister-in-law said: "I have been married to your brother for almost 4 years, and we are still married now. I don’t have children. I went to have my fortune told during the day, and the fortune teller said that I need the help of a noble person!" I said casually: "That's good!" Sister-in-law: "By the way, do you still remember the first time we met? What color did I wear when I arrived?" I said awkwardly, "Well... I really forgot." My sister-in-law suddenly blushed and said, "You are such a noble person." Me: ...
Xiaoqian’s funny chat record: My wife told me that she has a very good best friend who is good-looking and has a good figure. She said that her rent had expired recently and she didn’t know where to live. Then she asked me: Husband, Do you think it's okay if there are more than one woman in our family? I suppressed the excitement in my heart and said calmly: "Yes." My wife jumped up with joy and said to me: My husband is great, I will take my mother over tomorrow. I'm dizzy...didn't I just talk about my best friend...
Xiaoqian's funny chat record: When I was walking in the mall, an aunt pulled me and said: "Daughter, I want to buy some clothes for my daughter. I see that you have the same figure as my daughter. You Try it on for my daughter." Seeing the aunt's pleading eyes, I had no choice but to agree and follow her to try on clothes. Walking to a maternity and baby counter, the aunt stopped and said to the salesperson, "Bring that dress to this girl to try on. My girl is six months pregnant and has a belly similar to this girl's..."
Xiaoqian's funny chat history : When I was a child, my parents had no time to take care of me. It was my grandpa who took me to kindergarten every day. As a result, no one came to pick me up after school one day. I hugged the big iron gate of the kindergarten and sat there until it was almost dark. Suddenly I saw my parents walking here. My mother pointed at me and said to my father, "Look, this kid looks like our son!"
Xiaoqian's funny chat record: My girlfriend and her boyfriend visited the car show, and all the car models were very beautiful. My boyfriend said: I heard that car models can earn thousands of dollars just for standing there for an hour. My girlfriend was very envious and said: Husband, then I will also be a car model tomorrow. The boyfriend said: I don’t have that much money. My girlfriend said: I am a car model, why do I need you to have money? My boyfriend said: If we don’t pay the audience, who will come to see it?
Xiaoqian’s funny chat record: One autumn when I was a child, I took my dog to the fields to play, and I discovered that this dog could catch grasshoppers and eat them. I think the dog is quite pitiful. Our family was poor and it had never eaten meat. Later, I took time to catch grasshoppers in the field every day and fed them to the dog. No matter how much, it ate them all. In the end, it ate nothing but grasshoppers! Winter is coming, there are no grasshoppers in the field, and the dog will starve to death
Xiaoqian’s funny chat record: Wearing shorts to repair the computer for the female boss, she looked at me shyly and said... Brother, you are this You need to change your habits, you can't go on like this, it won't work... Forget it, tomorrow you go to the finance department to pay your salary, and don't come to the company to work in the future
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