1. “Note to self: Don’t open a bag of cornmeal like a bag of potato chips.” 2. “As a colorblind person, it also took me years to find a band-aid/patch that matched my skin tone. You Hardly noticeable!” 3. “The first time my wife left me alone with the kids, I sent her this after

1. “Note to self: don’t open a bag of cornmeal like a bag of potato chips.”

2. “As someone who is colorblind, it also took me years to find a band-aid/patch that matched my skin tone. You can barely tell!"

3. "The first time my wife left me alone with the kids, I sent her this."

4. "Don't you dare open it." My wife accidentally called the wrapping paper 'rapper paper' in the car the other day. I understand the task. "

6. "My boyfriend's attempt at flipping pancakes didn't go well. "

7. "My brother sorted mine out. Bathroom. Last night, I accidentally left something out, so I built this little scene out of his legos "

8." I accidentally shrunk my husband's jacket. "

9. "The most horrible cookies I've ever made"

10. "Accidentally melted a bottle of honey and now it looks like a close cousin."

11. "I used bananas to make scale to show how I ordered it. Wrong size eyes. My banana disapproves."

12. "A lovely old man on the beach: 'Do you want me to take a picture of your two lovebirds?' My wife: 'Yes, please! "Done."

13. "My little brother stayed one night and asked him to eat sweets by himself, but asked him not to eat my favorite cookies. Wake up to this."

14. "My son's pre-K graduation photo"

15 "We downsized a colleague's desk while he was on vacation, and the art director went for scale."

16. "The photo was sent to me by my dad this morning."

17. "2 Keas fighting on my head."