God replied: The family has an annual income of 500,000 yuan, so letting my parents buy me an Audi A4L, is it too much?
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may be my sister's boyfriend.
These plots are arranged by the director.
Hurry up and wash off the quilt so that your roommate will not find it.
Water a little boiled water for this tree every day.
This tiger is so cute, it should not be able to beat the sheep.
digestive enzyme will slowly dissolve it?
Do you know why I am called Nuwa?
The speech of cultural people is different.
You should weigh 200 catties, right?
I can use the knife, do I care about this piece of meat?
Do you want to wear an armored superman?
Leader: Xiao Li is too honest to be a high-level person.
Your father will definitely hit you when he comes back.
You should rub a little iron to fight medicine.
I will cut these watermelons and sell them to KTV.
That is Diga Ultraman’s apprentice.
You raise your head and answer: mother-in-law is more beautiful.
When you take out the 4th lottery ticket, your dream should wake up.
This tooth is too irregular.
Such a beautiful girl, it's me that will be her.
We are all tired of pork, why do we eat it?
Good fellow, I will delete the contact information of this brother directly.
Girls are interesting to me, what should I do?
Does your family raise cattle?
You can put the blame on your brother.
Want our P picture, have you paid?
At this time, I am very happy, and finally tricked my friend.
The ice cream is bought by my girlfriend.
The doctor put his hand behind, indicating that the patient is still alive.
Such a good thing, is anyone willing?
Have you just evolved?
Gouzi: Why is there a menu?
If your girlfriend is angry, you should comfort her instead of teasing her.
According to you, who would dare to come out for a driver’s license test?
At that time, you should be the school grass.
young man, can you understand the rules? Hurry up and go to the back in line.
Riding a bicycle is not as good as a woman.
Tell the master that we are going to eat at his house.
It means he has you in his heart.
Cao Cao At that time the opponent was Liu Bei , Sun Quan ,These two people are not simple.
It is a lifetime to give your heart to her.
Girls like embroidery. They must be very virtuous, right?
If my salary is only 5000, I will beat him on the spot.
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This boss may be too honest.
resigned, why don’t you leave the group?
Give me a dollar, and I will help you with the picture.
In reality, few people can make this gesture, believe it or not?
God's reply: The family has an annual income of 500,000. Let my parents buy me an Audi A4L. Is it too much?
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