God replied: The family has an annual income of 500,000 yuan, so letting my parents buy me an Audi A4L, is it too much?
Category:funny
views:1125
may be my sister's boyfriend.
These plots are arranged by the director.
Hurry up and wash off the quilt so that your roommate will not find it.
Water a little boiled water for this tree every day.
This tiger is so cute, it should not be able to beat the sheep.
digestive enzyme will slowly dissolve it?
Do you know why I am called Nuwa?
The speech of cultural people is different.
You should weigh 200 catties, right?
I can use the knife, do I care about this piece of meat?
Do you want to wear an armored superman?
Leader: Xiao Li is too honest to be a high-level person.
Your father will definitely hit you when he comes back.
You should rub a little iron to fight medicine.
I will cut these watermelons and sell them to KTV.
That is Diga Ultraman’s apprentice.
You raise your head and answer: mother-in-law is more beautiful.
When you take out the 4th lottery ticket, your dream should wake up.
This tooth is too irregular.
Such a beautiful girl, it's me that will be her.
We are all tired of pork, why do we eat it?
Good fellow, I will delete the contact information of this brother directly.
Girls are interesting to me, what should I do?
Does your family raise cattle?
You can put the blame on your brother.
Want our P picture, have you paid?
At this time, I am very happy, and finally tricked my friend.
The ice cream is bought by my girlfriend.
The doctor put his hand behind, indicating that the patient is still alive.
Such a good thing, is anyone willing?
Have you just evolved?
Gouzi: Why is there a menu?
If your girlfriend is angry, you should comfort her instead of teasing her.
According to you, who would dare to come out for a driver’s license test?
At that time, you should be the school grass.
young man, can you understand the rules? Hurry up and go to the back in line.
Riding a bicycle is not as good as a woman.
Tell the master that we are going to eat at his house.
It means he has you in his heart.
Cao Cao At that time the opponent was Liu Bei , Sun Quan ,These two people are not simple.
It is a lifetime to give your heart to her.
Girls like embroidery. They must be very virtuous, right?
If my salary is only 5000, I will beat him on the spot.
The time has come to test your language skills, please write your answers in the comment area.
This boss may be too honest.
resigned, why don’t you leave the group?
Give me a dollar, and I will help you with the picture.
In reality, few people can make this gesture, believe it or not?
God's reply: The family has an annual income of 500,000. Let my parents buy me an Audi A4L. Is it too much?
Please take a look at the picture carefully and write the answer to this question in the comment area. Welcome everyone to discuss.
.
funny Latest News
-
1. Every time someone asks me about my way, I always point it blindly. The first is because I don’t recognize the way, and the second is to teach the world a lesson: don’t believe in good-looking people casually. 2. As soon as I get angry, I want to eat, and as soon as I eat, I w - DayDayNews
-
1. If you really don’t understand fatness, you will be ridiculed. What qualifications do you have to laugh at those who turn rice into meat? 2. At the dinner in the unit, the leader rarely praised me in front of everyone, saying that I was often late, so I got the funds for this - DayDayNews
-
After they all walked out, Zhang Meng looked at them with grievance, "Sisters, why are you going out?" Wang Hui saw that Zhang Meng was fine, so she went back to the bed and sat down. Shen Jiajia was eating with breakfast, "You all eat? Sisters, eat quickly, the meal is almost co - DayDayNews
-
How do I get it up without a net? Who said that only one motorcycle can be given? Please help, I will get married tomorrow, and my husband said I don’t feel anything, what should I do? - DayDayNews
-
Why did this panda spend money to see you today? Why are you not open today? Handsome guy, haven't you noticed that your umbrella has turned around? Young man, don’t just play games, just spend more time with your girlfriend. - DayDayNews
-
Is this washing machine ready to go to Happy Planet? I originally wanted to pinch my hands, but when I saw him coming, I thought about it and let it go. Wang Xingren: I am very smart, hahahaha. - DayDayNews
-
Groom: I really don’t dare. Big Brown Bear: Do you dare to let go? I will let you see the absolute power. Dogzi: If this is something that humans do, then I will bite people. - DayDayNews
-
What is this? I have long been disliked by this tail. You just leave, what does it mean to pull my beard? Brother, just take a water, just take a water, what are you doing first? How can we eat this? - DayDayNews
-
#Toutiao Creation Challenge#1, One man and One woman are on a blind date. The woman asked the man: "I heard that your father works in the same department?" "That's right." The girl said happily, "Wait until we go back and introduce me to your father, I can be an accountant." "He - DayDayNews
-
At 12 o'clock in the evening, I accidentally entered the live broadcast room of some beauties. At that time, from the screen of the mobile phone, they were all the beauties who were selected from thousands of people. Some of the number of people online in the live broadcast room - DayDayNews
Site article recommendation
-
As a star of the Nets, Kyrie Irving is also a heavyweight star player signed by Nike. His personal signature sneakers are also favored by many basketball enthusiasts, and he also ushered in the eighth generation this year. Recently, the official photos of a pair of new color sche - DayDayNews
-
Ivanka is born a beauty and inherits the beauty of her mother Ivana. Every time Trump takes her out, he is very proud. 10-year-old Ivanka is dressed as a cool sporty girl, wearing a white suspender, a white baseball cap, and a small face that is round and dumb, like a peach. - DayDayNews
-
As we all know, after completing the World Table Tennis Championships, the Chinese national table tennis team has arrived in Macau to prepare for the game recently, and will be held in the Macau WTT Championship. - DayDayNews
-
On October 18, Beijing time, the new NBA season will soon begin. The first duel comes from the East, with the 76ers challenging the Celtics away. The showdown in this game will also be very exciting, with both teams heading for the championship. Earlier, the 76ers team had alread - DayDayNews
-
JIN (Kim Seok-jin), a member of the boy group BTS, will release a personal SOLO album, which may be his last farewell before enlisting. According to Korean media reports: On the 15th of this month, the men's team BTS held a "Yet To Come in BUSAN" concert at the main stadium of th - DayDayNews
-
The controversy about the BTS Busan Concert of the World Expo BTS, Hybe's official position is as follows: Hello everyone, this is Hybe. The "2030 Busan World Expo bid for the Prayer Concert BTS" Yet To Come" in BUSAN, which will be held at the main stadium of the Asian Games in - DayDayNews