[Funny paragraph 1] How do boys answer girls "Why are you so good to me" is more reliable?
God reply: I respect you as a man.
[Funny paragraph 2] What is the most bizarre slogan in history?
God reply: garbage classification starts with me.
[Funny paragraph 3] When the girl returned the book, she put a piece of tissue on. What does it mean?
God's reply: Explain that you are interesting to others.
[Funny Duan 4] How to improve the IQ of my girlfriend?
God reply: When she doesn't like you, her IQ will naturally rise.
[Funny paragraph 5] Why are people chasing after you but you don’t?
God's reply: Then ask yourself,If you give their boyfriend to you, either?
[Funny paragraph 6] Is there any difference between southerners and northerners playing DotA?
God replied: As soon as winter comes, the southern level collectively drops.
[Funny paragraph 7] What are the famous "brainwashing phrases" in history?
God reply: For all Chinese, there is a four-character curse that can never be avoided. As long as someone says these four words to you, you will be able to buy tickets like evil to go to the most cheating attractions, climb up the most dangerous mountain peaks, and eat the most unpalatable restaurant meals. These four words are: Lai Du coming.
[Funny paragraph 8] What is the experience of breaking up?
God reply: The teacher can only deny your grades, and the boss can only deny your work.
But she has denied you as a whole.
[Funny paragraph 9] "Why cheat on exams?"
God replied: "Because grades are more important than integrity."
[Funny Duan 10] "Why do you want to be a student? "
God replied: "Because I don't like her asking other people questions. ”
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