Joke No.1
Don't belittle your opponents, brag about them. In case you can't beat it, there are still decent reasons.
NO.2
When my girlfriend came to my bedroom for the first time, I was curious to see my cup for brushing my teeth upside down on the window sill.
Girlfriend: "Why does the cup you brush your teeth have a lid on?" Then she twisted and screwed it hard, but the bottom of the cup was removed violently!
girlfriend is even more inexplicable: "This thing has no bottom! How do you usually brush your teeth?"
NO.3
How old did you lose your first kiss? -26 years old. How old are you now? -I’m 25 years old now, but I have hope
NO.4
Pilot: Command tower, I don’t have enough fuel.
Command tower: Please stay calm and slow down immediately, adjust the airframe to the best gliding angle, can you see the airport?
Pilot: I am parked on the tarmac. I just want to cheer.
NO.5
Part of the game concept design details: You add gears and tubes to the chicken leg, it is a steampunk chicken leg. You dim the light of the chicken drumstick and add a neon light, it is a cyber chicken drumstick. You add rivets and leather to the drumstick, and it is a post-apocalyptic drumstick. Instead of eating chicken drumsticks, you can eat squid drumsticks. It is Lovecraft style chicken drumsticks. You add a bow to the chicken drumstick, and you have two oriental chicken drumsticks.
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