A joke
The second class will be completed soon. After the graduation ceremony, a gala will be held. I panicked and reported a program "Tell a Joke".
At first, it was just for the convenience of the classmates solitaire. In the end, everyone signed up for the show, and I couldn't withdraw it. What about
? This power of Solitaire was used up badly by me, and I smashed my feet.
So I started looking for jokes all over the world.
Voice to son. "Son, give me a joke, I want to tell a joke tonight."
The son replied: "Hey, ask Du Niang, she has more jokes than me, I have no jokes. It's in class."
Du Niang has a lot of jokes, but the jokes are all rotten, and the jokes that I know are not laughed.
If you have difficulty finding a husband, please ask my husband.
"Husband, give me a joke. I'm going to tell a joke tonight."
"A joke, isn't it? You talk about that kind of hardcore yam, the one that you can't stand too much..." The husband laughed as he spoke.
I gave him a blank look, "You can't tell colorful jokes in class."
By the way, I asked my girlfriend.
My best friend said: "Joke? Hahaha, I told you that the quilt was burned at school because Xiaoyun was studying at night, and Ezi threw the quilt away to save people. When the flames rushed to the roof, your soul was scared to the door. It’s just a joke from a foreign country. It’s the old trick. Now that I think of it, I can’t even laugh.”
I heard her laugh out of breath on the phone, and said everything. Broken, I rolled my eyes and hung up the phone. What about
? Everyone has a joke, but there is no one that suits me. What about
? Where to find a joke?
right,Go to the sisters in the monitor group, they are very smart, there must be a lot of jokes.
arrived at the group, explain why. Sister Sanban said, tell me the joke that day.
She said: I'm going to graduate soon, and the class leaders gathered to discuss the name of the graduation album. Class 2 said "Class 2, we graduated", Class 1 said "Class 1 is shining us", Class 2 said "Class 2, 2021. Let's go together", Class 1 said "Class 1" , I am grateful for you"... I have not spoken in class three.
I asked: Why?
After a while, the sister of the third class said: "They can be a little one, a little two, we can't be called a little three."
Hahaha. . . .
sounds reasonable and funny, but it doesn't feel like a joke for me.
Alas, I did not find the joke I wanted to tell after searching around.
The party is about to begin, so let’s talk about jokes.
I think letting a boring person tell a joke is a joke in itself.
[smile][smile][smile]
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