"My cousin, I haven't gotten off the highway in 12 days!" Netizen: Let's surrender! Hahaha
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Can you ride a car like this? The owner of the car is definitely a cruel person.
Riding this electric car on the road, the traffic police won't beat me, right?
Some people are still the protagonist even if they are not in the C position.
The details of the seventh year are in place, and the colors of the shrimp are all white.
What a daffodil, it is definitely a daddy.
After all, beggars are now a profession. If you want it well, you can earn more than 10,000 a month.
Yes, this is the next.
The teacher is like a smart student like you.
Did I meet Tiga in the toilet?
Oracle's feces and urine are written like this. It turns out that the ancients were convenient for standing.
This student really broke the mystery in one word.
Tang Guoqiang : Where there is any history, it is just my life.
abducted so many times and can come back,Was it returned?
Is the happy head shorted?
This is my cousin. He hasn't gotten off the highway for 12 days. Netizens said: surrender yourself! Hahaha
Don't worry, the police uncle will protect us.
There are only two things that can make a person crazy. One is: talk half way
The police uncle's marksmanship is so tricky.
homework not included = not written, do you have anything else?
Good fellow, this is not just a poem with a hidden head, it is hidden in every vertical.
As expected of Zhang Wei, things are different.
The landlord is right, it is indeed leaking, and everyone is blacked out.
Now go to the hotel to open a room and need this stuff?
Then first explain to me what a "pig egg" is.
was originally fined 100,000 yuan,After our lawyer's argument, the sentence was commuted to 20 years 's imprisonment .
Not to mention it's pretty smooth, it turns out that I can't remember anything.
Brothers, it is illegal to employ child labor. I advise you to surrender early and strive for leniency.
This...Auntie, wait, let me stroke it, I am a bit hooded now...
Just tried with my boyfriend After a while, he is now on his way to find me with a knife.
The last one is for you. Math geniuses, drag a bar to make the equation true. Do you have an answer? Write the answer in the comment area below.
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