1. What is friendship? I changed 4 mobile phone numbers after graduation, and no one told them, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!
2. I found a wallet on the side of the road, and when I didn’t know what to do, a villain popped out of my mind and said, find the lost property and return it to the original owner. Then I suddenly understood, packed up my wallet and went home, because I couldn't believe the words of the villain.
3. I have been single for a long time, and a girl rubbed my shoulder on the bus, so I even thought about where our children would go to school.
4. At the age of more than 20 years, some people got out of order, some got out of poverty, but I got off the hook and ran like a husky on the road of the second force!
5. Saying that money is a sin, it is all fishing! Said that beauty is a disaster, I want it all! It is said that the heights are too cold, and they are all climbing! Saying that smoking and alcohol hurt your body, don't quit! Saying heaven is the best, why not go?
6. Accompanying my wife back to her natal home, it coincides with my sister-in-law’s 23rd birthday. I sent a red envelope of 23 yuan and she said I was stingy. Later, the mother-in-law said to the sister-in-law in the kitchen: "Don't talk about your brother-in-law like that in the future. He stings because he has no money, and he has no money because he married your sister."
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