There are two young ladies living next door, and the door says: Fairy’s House, what words should I use to calm them?
Xiaomei: "Mom, I'm going to travel with my classmates." Mom: "Men and women?" Xiaomei: "Men and women." Mom: "How many people are there? "Xiaomei: "Two people."
The fate of stealing private money and being discovered by his wife
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It seems that martial arts movies need physical guidance in addition to martial arts guidance. That’s great, brother, you are so much blessed
Sometimes it is helpful to have a dog!
One day, my son who was in the third grade of elementary school got his transcript back, and he failed several subjects. The son said aggrieved: Dad, it seems that I am too stupid. I shook my head and said: How is it possible! Your mother and I were always top students in the class when we were studying. According to genetic principles, you shouldn't be like this. After hearing these words, my son seemed to feel very complicated, so he asked me in a low voice: Dad, you are not suggesting that I am not your biological son, are you? Dude, how long has your computer been cleaned? So dirty
In order to motivate me to do more housework, my dad promised to pay me. Since then, I have been diligent, sweeping the floor, washing the dishes, feeding the pigs...I rushed to do everything, and I earned more than ten yuan a week. When I got up that day, I picked up the broom and went to the yard to sweep the floor. Dad rushed over and grabbed the broom with one hand: "Don't sweep it! Dad has no money to buy cigarettes..." Is it cool to drive like this?
hammer : I also have my own ideas, I just want to smash that one!
The editing is great, don’t drink, use a cup, you use a pot! Don't feed the dog directly with your hands when you see it!
buddies, your eyes are too obvious, is this what a man should have, is it really a reaction?
sister, you can rub the umbrella, but please don't rub my back.
child.. You are about to start school soon
span0 I am embarrassed span0 I am sad Life has come to an end, a dog is better than me
The sun leads the little brothers around Milky Way spin
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Is it really appropriate to drive a motorcycle?
, please let me get off the car,Otherwise, I'm going to hit someone.
If the girl in black is 1.7 meters tall, the one next to me should be more than two meters tall. Such a comparison really has a sense of sight of a giant. If you had a choice, who would you choose to be your girlfriend?
What should I do if I forgot to wear a blindfold while riding in the car? In fact, as long as there is a pillowcase on the seat, you can put the pillowcase on your head like this, not only as an eye mask, but also to fix the head, so as not to fall asleep.
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