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peach : How big is the biggest one you have ever seen
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peach : There are things that Xiaosan can't do, but his wife can.
banana : pregnant!
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A friend’s ex-girlfriend asked him to drink,
was drunk and said that he could do anything.
This friend is also unambiguous,
He shaved this girl a bald head... _p1 p1 pimg 4 When the photo was taken, he said to me:
"Girls now have good faces,Some have good figures,
but I am not jealous, do you know why?
"Because you have a good mentality?" "
turned out she, she, she complained to me.
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The cold wind in winter sees the wife who is going home from the night shift, she is wearing sexy pajamas at night. Greet me,
, my heart warmed up, and I hugged her and said distressedly:
"Baby, waiting for me so late, what are you doing?
The wife shivered and said:
"Dry wool, my old lady came out to take out the trash,
accidentally locked herself out." "
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My friend is usually controlled by his wife,
Tobacco and alcohol are not allowed to touch this day his wife finally went shopping,
The brothers brought a few boxes of wine to his house for dinner ,
suddenly a friend shouted: "No, my wife is here! "
I asked how you know,
friend replied: "I heard the sound of the manhole cover downstairs, except my wife, no one can step on the sound..."
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