Jewish jokes and humorous jokes have nothing to do with getting rich

Tamudri’s joke

1 For example, a man slapped his friend and was fined half a zuz (a coin). However, since the boxer only had one Zuz coin and his friend had no change, he slapped his friend again and told him not to look for change.

2 The inventor of the glove: a gluttonous apprentice. Every time the meat is cooked, it is too hot, so he waits until the end to eat. So he wraps his hands with cloth and takes it when the meat is still hot. Run away with the meat! This way you can eat a lot of meat!

3 To the east of the Land of Sunrise, there lived a king who was enjoying himself all day. Most people follow the example of the king and lead a life of nothing, carefree, without thinking about the future.

The king believed that the task of managing his subjects was a big nuisance; he did not care about proposals concerning the welfare of the masses, and the documents his advisors gave him for signature were never read. The land is fertile, and no one has ever thought that bad weather may affect crops, and that no crops will lead to food shortages. They did not take any precautions to reserve wheat. Therefore, when the rain is scarce and the fields dry up in one summer, the winter that follows is full of misery. The kingdom is facing famine, and the residents do not like the king. They didn't know what to do, and when they asked the king for help, the king couldn't help them either. In fact, he could not understand the difficulties. But the drought caused the grass and trees to wither, and the shortage of these foods greatly reduced the number of animals. The king found that there were no deer and birds in the forest. But he still didn't realize the seriousness of the situation. So the minister came up with an idea to ask the king to find a fertile piece of land. However, the king was very happy to go over the mountains. The king liked hunting the most, and he didn't know what the dangers were. After the king had set off, some people asked the minister, what if the king did not come back? The minister said that he didn't even plan to wait for him to come back!