"I get a weird illness as soon as I encounter water! Can I still save it?" Netizen: Get rid of it, and fight for life

I prepared a surprise for my wife this evening, she should like it very much.

I met a group of beautiful peacocks, and I want to be as beautiful as them.

I must take a good look at the duck this time and try to get the owner's love.

Adjust to my retirement life in advance.

Teacher, why is there a pillar in the playground? I want to ask for leave.

Riding on my new motorcycle, I must be the cutest cub on the street.

In order to win this game, I undertook a lot of pressure.

Mom, hurry up and take me to sleep. I'm too sleepy.

Look at the picture and guess the idioms. How many idioms can you guess? See you in the comment section.

Which great god can help me p, I also want to be a star.

It turns out that the airplane mode in the phone is real, and my phone can really fly.

Shoveling shit officer, you can’t let it out. It’s too dangerous. Put it in.

You guys are eating too slowly,Let me help you.

Shit Shovel Officer, you changed my hair style. How can I go out?

Thank you, Big Brother, for curing my eyes.

A strange creature came to the house. Does any great god know?

Brother Monkey picked the wrong opponent today. Don't be so skinny in the future.

Today I will also try young people's gameplay, it really isn't that fun.

There is no colorful auspicious clouds, so should I promise you? so tangled.

How to explain to students that the 09 cycle is not equal to 1? Today I finally understand.

This is the real self-service vending machine.

Can't scare the cat so much at night, I'm so scared by you.

Pastoral life has to be so pleasant.

This is the masterpiece of my bear kid, which made me unable to go out.

We are all hungry for a long time, come and feed us!

Do you think we wear glasses very weak? Then you are wrong.

"When you encounter water, you will get a strange disease! Can I still save it?" The netizen actually suggested to remove it. .

Chinese make-up technique has been recognized as one of the four great evil arts in the world.

I'm sorry, but I didn't graduate in Lanxiang, so I am troubled for everyone.

Look at the picture to guess the anagram, there are four characters in total, can you guess it?

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