"The next time you take a selfie, it’s best not to let your boyfriend wear sunglasses. Your secrets are exposed." Hahaha
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"It sounds great, but it's actually a low-paying job, have you fallen into the pit?" Hahaha
What is the best way for a farmer to cross the river?
Brother Sha, where is the master?
Are the three kittens waiting for dinner?
I saw this scene on the subway, should I tell her boyfriend?
The dog ate a bunch of BBQ I gave.
The newly bought car is used to transport wood, isn't it a bit wasteful? How did
fly up, now the whole village knows that you bought a car. The one-word horse
is really good and can be practiced.
man, your headgear is really special. How do
wrenches and vise stand up?
It hurts to fall.
This is a sewer pipe burst, right? They all punctured the bricks on the ground.
The red pawn moves first, who will win in the end? See who has the highest level. Fortunately,
did not stand below, otherwise it would really be buried.
racers live and see who's lucky.
This guy has great arm strength, and he came with two bottles of water.
Second Senior Brother, you are too powerful, and you saved your brother.
This game is too dangerous, even cars and people fall down together. Can
be single for 20 years with this speed?
There is another dish to eat tonight, come here to fish.
If you want to scare the dog away, you have to be harder than him.
Can you eat so much pork belly at once?
Why are cats so clingy, they have to be hugged wherever they go.
unraveled you, and ended up rolling over with the car.
You should go straight for this, it was not your responsibility, it has become your responsibility.
The cat wanted to catch fish, but couldn't catch it.
Don't be angry, I'll treat you to something delicious. How
Erha got up there, now see how you get down.
The quality of this milk tea cup is a bit poor.
inserted into the cup one by one, what are these?
accidentally went the wrong way, but fortunately no one saw it, otherwise it would be embarrassing. What is the rule of
?
You pour wine as soon as you pour it, why do you use such a big glass for me?
This is a painter with a goal.
Today I have to finish this paper towel.
Climbing is okay, it's really good to keep fit.
This is the routine of the businessman. Who can see clearly when the words are written so small.
It turns out that such a big chain is pressed together like this.
This mouse is too human, and bows.
I will steam this little fish today.
Auntie comes here to exercise every day after shopping and then go home.
Test your attentiveness, how many turtles are there?
To practice tying your hair, start with you.
In order to quit drinking, if I drink again, I will do this punishment myself.
I don't have any shoes to wear, so I will wear this for a day.
The truck just passed the edge of the cliff.
The flood came, and the traffic lights floated on the water.
Don't come and eat our meal, we'll talk about it when we're done.
Why is the cat's face black and white?
Throw away the schoolbag, you won't have to go to class tomorrow.
Primary school entrance question: Can you answer it correctly in 20 seconds?
Drunk people are hard to handle.
Where is this custom? Why is the rice still stuffed?
It's the end of the month, open the wallet and it's empty.
The car in front did not drive past and got stuck, so the car behind could not get on either.
I finally know the reason why there are so few foreigners. The clock next to
is quite large.
5 days did not go out, today I can finally come out for a drive. The line
is too messy, how should I straighten it out?
Coaches are most afraid that such students will not be able to shout.
This question is left to you, very simple.
already felt the boy's pain.
Fishing and eating, it's a lot of fun these days.
I thought you would pinch my face, why are you pulling my ears? Is
going to say this: Son, remember to give me 5 stars after eating.
What sentence would you use?
Where is this painting for sale? I bought it.
This is a fourth grade math Olympiad question. If you can't answer it within 5 minutes, go back to primary school and study again, right? Haha
does not have a helmet, I will use this one.
Do you think your husband will believe you if you say this?
This kid is smart from an early age.
This method is most effective against women.
I see that these lifters are not professional.
I heard that if you answered correctly, can you go to work at Huawei?
This watch is a bit high-end, and you can eat it if you don't need it.
It's not easy for cats to eat.
How many words can you make from the following picture?
buddy, you are blocking me, you go away, I need to go ashore.
Children in rural areas should rarely eat grapes, and the grapes will be robbed as soon as they come up.
what now? Who will pull me out.
Fatty can also be very flexible, see how I operate.
Choose the smartest person, who do you choose?
Rats come to steal my corn every day, and I have to catch you today.
Don't go, he's a bad guy, let's go home.
I can't even think of which one you drew.
It seems that the second senior brother has persuaded the monkey brother.
If you go to the hospital, the doctor also says to drink more hot water, which is another scene.
Today I am stocking again. My brother said the house lacks an air conditioner.
is still more comfortable to lie down.
Watching the little brother eating next to me, I walked away silently, the more I looked, the more greedy I became.
This guy has mastered skipping rope.
Guess what the password is?
Dude, it seems that you drink milk a lot. What is
giving me so much for? I only need 10 yuan to buy parallel imports.
"The next time you take a selfie, don't let your boyfriend wear sunglasses, your secrets are exposed"! Hahaha.
I can't stand the hairy legs of "online dating girlfriends do nails to show off to me, and decisively pull black and break up", hahaha.
Who will be the first to fail?
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