[Have fun on the weekend] Hilarious life jokes, I wish you a healthy Dragon Boat Festival in advance! happiness!

1. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, and the administration department of the company sent each of the foreign employees a basket of dumplings . The next day, a foreign employee called the administration department to express his gratitude: "The food you sent is very delicious, although the outside lettuce is a bit hard."

2, everyone watched dragon boat race , shaomai was squeezed into the water. Zongzi didn't even think about taking off his clothes and jumped down to save him, but he sank straight down. Both

were saved by and . Tang Yuan scolded Zongzi, your head was soaked in lime water, you will die when you see someone wearing a skirt!

3,
bun in the background of the super gourmet audition site: In such a hot day, it is wrapped in three layers and three layers, and the waist is still tied.
Zongzi: I look as radiant as I remove my makeup, not like you reveal the stuffing when you open your mouth.

4, the Dragon Boat Cup football match is about to start, steamed bread and steamed buns are watching the game.
Commentary: The Zongzi United team is wearing a green shirt, and the egg team is wearing a white shirt. Everyone is welcome to participate in the quiz, bla~bla.....
Baozi: Don't guess, the Zongzi United will win.
steamed bread: why?
Steamed Bun: They have rice.

5. Rice goes to Steamed Bun to play. Steamed Bun invites Rice to watch the show. Steamed buns, sugar buns , meat buns, vegetable buns , bean paste buns will be played in turn.
Rice sighed with emotion, you girls are so sturdy!
After a while, the zongzi came on the stage, and the rice was bright, and the zongzi was good!
Zongzi took off his jacket and threw it down the stage, the audience screamed.
rice is happy, it's a canon, it's still my hometown!

6, rice and steamed buns fight in groups. Rice relies on a large number of people, so when it sees it, it fights, bean paste buns, sugar buns, steamed dumplings are all spared.
Zongzi was forced into a corner, and in a hurry, he tore his clothes and shouted: Look clearly, I'm an undercover agent! ! !

7. The excited zongzi accidentally tore his shirt, revealing the red dates wrapped inside, the rice was furious, "You Y's actually engaged in infernal affairs!"

According to historical records, Shunyang is above, and May is midsummer , its first noon is the day when the weather is good in Shunyang, so the fifth day of the fifth lunar month is also called "Duanyang Festival".

This year's Dragon Boat Festival is June 14

"Huangpu Anti-drug" wishes you a healthy Dragon Boat Festival in advance! happiness!