This is the first time I learned to draw, and I have a little success.
Two days ago, I went to line up for the vaccine . The man in front of me raised the short-sleeved , and the other hand stretched out to pinch the nurse The little sister's face also praised the nurse's little sister and said, "Beautiful girl, you are so beautiful today, take it easy!" Sure enough, the little nurse's face flushed, and she gently pushed the needle while rubbing. Lying Cao, how could such an operation still be possible? It's finally time for me, I'm a dignified seven-foot man, I can't be defeated! Then I also reached out and pinched her cheek. Just as I touched her face and was about to speak, she held a big needle and stabbed my arm, feeling like my bones were going to be pierced! It hurts so much that I scream! She told me softly, "You're stupid, that was my boyfriend just now!" Several nurses next to her were all laughing! Alas, it seems that the second needle has to be changed to hospital ...
I am too tired these days, I plan to self-discipline myself to go to bed early, after ten o'clock at night I turn off the phone and throw it away. Then learn what the Internet says: Counting sheep! So I counted the sheep on the Qingqing Grassland, and sang while counting, and the more I sang, the more excited I became! After counting dozens of times, I feel that I am about to become the village head of Yangcun , but I didn't fall asleep!
My friend and his wife have never had children. Today, is idle and is bored, so I took him to the mountain to say goodbye to master to find some remedies . When I got to the mountain, my friend complained: "Master, the doctor said that my wife and I are healthy, why is she always unable to conceive?" Master: " Amitabha , you just live too far, the old man suggested that you move to In the city, get to know a few more neighbors."
Xiao Wang's wife's company party, he didn't see home very late, and the phone was turned off. When he was about to go out to find his wife , his wife came back, and then his wife took a shower , Xiao Wang see She was very tired, so she went to help her make shower gel , Xiao Wang said to his wife: "You came back in your boss's Mercedes-Benz? "His wife was surprised: "How do you know?" "Xiao Wang said proudly: "I saw a Mercedes-Benz steering wheel mark on your back and on your chest, haha, I'm smart!" "His wife tremblingly said: "Uh~ hehe~ that~ yes~ I asked the boss to let me drive and play, and accidentally made two marks..."
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