Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl

It's so comfortable to take a cold bath on such a hot day

Give medicine to a cat but it's a technical activity, but I'm quick to respond.

How does this technology compare to your old technology?

Don't take my money on the ground, but I'll see it first Arrived

I've had enough to eat, hurry up and go for a ride in my car

Big brother, you jump back, don't rub against the girl

As long as the owner is happy, I will eat anything

Bunker, I can also do somersaults while riding a bike

Old Brother, this operation refreshed my laughter again.

Sure enough Mask

• Two couples next to me were ordering food during dinner today.
  women's main points boiled meat , men do not. The
  woman said: "If you don't like it spicy, don't eat it, I'll eat it." The
  man is anxious: "It's not you who suffer when you eat spicy food, it's me who suffers." sprayed out. I understand
  in seconds. ‍‍‍‍
• I had nothing to do last night to watch a few mahjong players next door for two hours.
  didn't even see them pay any money, just took a pen and wrote it down there. I thought
  was a big hit, so I watched silently for a while and .
  saw that one of them took out 10 yuan, and came to clear the account!
  I want to say, how free are the four of you guys, how much are you playing? ‍‍
• I was embarrassed when I took a shower in just now, and an adult took the lady to bathe!
  Dad gives the child a bath, which is normal.
  , but that kid followed his dad's bathing movements, and he called out with a sense of rhythm. : "Ah, oh, oh." Let brother soak for a while, don't dare to get up! ‍‍‍‍‍
• Today passing by kindergarten , I heard a little girl cry and say to another: "Last night I wet the bed and was scolded by my father." But I saw my mother wet the bed too, and my father praised her for being amazing. "‍‍
• htmlOn the weekend of 17, the husband brought the child home from the nursery .
  The wife said: "Honey, this is not our child?
  The husband took a closer look and said, "This is indeed not the case. But it doesn't matter, we have to send the child back anyway. ”‍‍‍‍

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