9 second moments, have you ever

1. When I went out to take the bus, I was so handsome when I got on the bus. When I swiped my card, I didn't respond for a long time. When I took a closer look, I actually swiped an ID card.

2. In order to quench my thirst on a hot day, I took a paper cup and took a glass of water at the fastest speed, but I acted calmly and calmly. After taking a sip, my face was red and my neck was thick, and my face was really ugly. I actually took a cup of hot water.

3 and are wearing suits and leather shoes, wearing Sven glasses, and walking with wind. From time to time, I find some passers-by staring at them. When I went to the toilet , I found that the zipper of my pants was not zipped.

4, chatting with a gray-haired grandma , communicated with her intimately with the most patient, gentle and warm words, and finally found out that the grandma can't understand mandarin at all.

5, go to the vegetable market to buy groceries, boss said 10 yuan in dialect , what I heard thought it was 4 yuan, I was generous and handed 5 yuan to the boss very swiftly, said it in a dashing One sentence: Don't look for it, boss. But just when I turned around, the boss said loudly: Young man, there is still 5 yuan left, and the total is 10 yuan.

6, I finally mustered up the courage to confess to my favorite girl , but only dared to speak in , not to meet chat or phone to communicate , all my thoughts and thoughts are ready, finished speaking After that, I breathed a sigh of relief, only to find that the voice just now was not recorded. I wanted to send it again, but my enthusiasm was not so high.

7. He gave a speech in a handsome suit on the stage, and he was very charming. After the end, he sat back in the VIP seat. The friends in the back row patted his shoulders and said that his shirt had a hole in the back.

8. An old friend whom I haven't seen for a long time. It's been a long time. When we met, I called the other party's name by mistake, and called it out loud several times.

9. I was chatting with several beauties, and the more I talked, the more energetic I became. I thought that the other party liked me very much. Later, I went to the toilet and found that my teeth were stained with a few vegetable leaves. It's embarrassing to think about.