Go out on errands with a new female colleague

I went shopping with my wife and saw that she couldn't put it down on a piece of clothing, but that piece of clothing was too expensive. While she was going to the changing room, avoiding the attention of others, I took out 200 yuan (private money) and stepped on it. My wife came out and walked up to me just to ask if I looked good? I put a color on her, let her look at my feet, and whispered: I don't know who lost it, pick it up and let's go!

On weekends, Xiaoqiang watched TV at home by himself. The original silent movie was shown on TV, and he only used body language to perform. In the evening, when my father came back, Xiaoqiang asked curiously: "Dad, there is a TV show, the people on it don't talk, they only use their bodies to perform, what is this show called?" : "Who let you look at Laozi's computer!" tell you. My sister-in-law: What are you talking about today? The little niece pointed at my sister-in-law fiercely and said: In fact, you are not white, thin, and beautiful! sister-in-law#%@#^%^%

"Comrade Pol.ice, it's not good! The new car I bought is probably a Transformer! I parked the car just now and didn't go far, and when I looked back, I found that my car had run away by itself. Get up, run and get out of shape!" "Remember to pull the handbrake when parking on the ramp, the car hits like this, and it's still Transformers."When I came back, I said I would take her to a well-known old shop to eat tofu brain . At this time, the boss called and said that we had to go back to the company in a hurry. . . hung up the phone, I relayed the boss's words to my female colleague, and then I asked her: "You understand what I said?" Right." me. . .