1. Don't eat what is in the bowl, just hold the pot and eat it without worry.
2. Other girls have good personalities, good looks, and good tempers, but I have a good appetite!
3. People like me disappeared for a month and no one noticed.
4. If I don’t contact you, you won’t take the initiative to contact me.
5. Those who say I don't have to lose weight are bad guys.
6. When others say "Hello mother", you can say: Hello son.
7. I eat myself so round just to prevent others from scorning me.
8. My head hurts, is it too knowledgeable to overflow?
9. Only after a lot of hard work can you taste the joy of giving up.
10. My secret to maintaining my beauty is to consistently take pictures with my beauty camera.
11. Finally I know why I have to "lick" when eating Oreo, because then no one will grab it.
12. How much is love? More than two pieces I will go to buy spicy noodles
13. Next, I will show you a family stunt, smash your chest with a big stone.
14. There are little stars in my heart,Life can be brilliant.
15. I am a small fat house, happy and at ease. I wake up during the day and do not sleep at night.
16. The same is delicious and lazy, but giant pandas and pigs are completely different. In the final analysis, this is a world that looks at faces.
17. Fortunately, the corridors are full of voice-controlled lights, in case one day you get one Yan controls the lamp, I may have to walk from beginning to end in the aisle.
18. You said you would invite me to drink milk tea after you paid your salary. After so long, I am worried about you. Are you fired?
19. From now on, I have something to say, don’t you always be there? Not surprisingly, I will be there for decades.
20. Do you think Peng Yuyan is handsome? I think it's okay, maybe it doesn't feel much after being together for a long time.
21. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed or get up early.
22. Marry a woman like me. Although it will not fall down on the city or the country, it is enough to ruin your family.
23. I have a very good temper, but once someone touches my bottom line, then I will lower the bottom line standard.
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