Duan: My colleague is Lao Jiao, and his name is Jiao Zhengguo. As for me, my colleagues like to call me Zhengge! ......Today, an eldest sister in her 50s came to the work unit to find "Jung Kook" and was brought to my office. The eldest sister hugged me as soon as she saw me: "Jung Kuk," hasn't she seen him in ten years? ! After the eldest sister let go of me: Hey, why are you getting younger and younger, you don’t look like fifty? ! Me: Sister, I'm only in my early forties, the Zhengguo you are looking for is upstairs! ! ......
Brother, look? ? ? ? ? ?
One dare to order and one dare to splash and cover their face
What level is this bull? ?
You are playing
Paragraph: Neighbor's brother, 28 years old and still single, someone introduced him to the same age. The two fell in love and fell in love immediately. At that time, everyone was watching TV. The TV plot was about brother and sister love. The brother next door suddenly said to his girlfriend, if you were three years older than me. Didn’t people say that the female junior holds gold bricks? His girlfriend replied with a grin: Don't worry, I will let you hold the gold brick on the wedding day. On their wedding day, the woman brought a three-year-old boy who was the woman’s son, whose name was BRIC!
You are hitting me
Don't stop me when the show comes!
What a big cat tiger
Sacrifice to the stream Diao Chan, death is just the beginning of a crooked mouth
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paragraph: ten years ago,When I was working in the electronics factory, the food in the cafeteria was poor. I rented a small single room nearby and cooked by myself. A girl from the same town cried to me, saying that the food in the factory was too poor and that she could not cook by herself, and she had lost a few catties. Indeed, seeing her dull eyes and dull face, I also feel a little pain. So I invited her to eat with me in the future, and the two of them shared the food expenses equally. One night a few days later, after she had a full meal, she did not go back to the dormitory. One month later, her face was rosy, her eyes were energetic, and her skin was shiny. Just one thing, she didn't give me a penny for food, and te, I lost weight...
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